# IMG_1328

1. So, there was a four-way orgy between some angry-looking men in defiance of the laws of time and that orgy created the smiley black man?
The stupid is raging with these people.

2. 50 years ago. Looks like they're back.

3. so... two russians plus a german plus a cuban.... obama is half russian, one-quarter german, and a quarter cuban? what! i thought they said he was kenyan!

4. This is wearing very thin, The concept of mutually exclusive political ideologies totally escapes them. Obviously so does the science of reproduction, but let's face it, we knew they're the slow kids in the classroom on that subject matter.

But let's dumb it down for any teabaggers in da house.....

I worry ya'll be running out of bad guys. Maybe ya'll should liken Obama to O.J. Simpson or Jeffrey Dahmer to make it more American and better illustrate the point...

...That you all are a bunch of moronic assholes.

5. It's not working out for me.
Am I supposed to divide the product of Lenin + Stalin by the product of Hitler + Castro?

6. Barnabas Black [deleted] 55 months ago

Lol. Okay, class, for the last exercise today, solve the following: (x + Stalin) / (y + Castro ) = Obama. If x = Lenin, solve for y. When you're done, please turn your paper in face down on my desk and then you can be dismissed. For tonight's homework, you're to come up with a word for each letter in the acronym "OLIGARHY".

7. y=FDR

/welcome Farkers!

8. One of these things is not like the others,
one of these things does not belong -

clue: facial hair

Wake up Sheeple!11!

9. HEY the other guys dont have teeth! i figured it out, everyone come with me to steal the declaration of independence so we can find the gold!!!!

10. It's apparent this "moran" wasn't paying attention in history class.

11. I'm sure that sign meant to say "Do the METH". Then his equations would make more sense.

12. The four white guys on the left all have facial hair. A coincidence? I think not!

13. I think it's a sigma and he's trying to integrate? He saw it on a book on Obama's desk, but he just didn't remember which was it pointed?

14. I never did understand math all that well...!

15. What?

16. That's a joke, son!

17. This is a perfect example of how these brainwashed sheeple have been propagandized into believing that socialism, communism, liberalism, and fascism, are the same things. These tea parties have been going on since Feb. 09 when Obama was only a month in office! In 7 months, these tools still don't know the definition of socialism!

Dear boys and girls,
Your primaries are hiding the true meaning of "socialism" from you. They would like you to believe that Socialists are Fascists. Nothing could be further from the truth.

Your heroes Glen Beck and Rush are lying to you. - or, if you were born into a Republican family, because lying is considered a patriotic virtue and way of life, like hating people with brown skin who've never harmed anyone.

To clear things up a bit, here is the Wikipedia entry on "Socialism," a system of political and economic beliefs that are opposed to bad rich people like those millionaires at FOX. This is the big, dark secret your mommy and daddy don't want you to know.

Tempted?

Your history and social-studies books are full of half-truths and goofy lies (thanks to that cranky old Nazi, Phyllis Schlafly).

Here's what those nasty, bullying, meddling old goose-steppers are hiding from you - in favor of school books that lead you to believe that fascists Richard Nixon and Ronald Reagan were "good presidents" - they weren't. They gave us real bloody wars, assassinations (political killings), heroin and CIA death squads - you don't want them roaming your neighborhood looking for socialists to kill. Phyllis Schafly does. (She wants to leave you sick if can't afford a doctor, too, and send you off to Iraq to die for oil.)

Your poor, confused, brainwashed mommy and daddy have been taught to like fascists like Mr. Beck (believe it or not. Mom and dad even demanded that your school not air a speech written by your president, who admires Abraham Lincoln, just for you. And they are pulling a dirty trick on you, trying to make you believe that "socialism" means "Nazi." It doesn't. Slick, huh? That way they can blame socialists for the destruction of America, and not let you know that it's themselves.)

Without further ado, here is the big, bad secret that your mommy and daddy are hiding from you. Have a bite of the forbidden fruit:

"Socialism refers to various theories of economic organization advocating state, worker or public ownership and administration of the means of production and allocation of resources, and a society characterized by equal access to resources for all individuals with an egalitarian method of compensation. Contrary to popular belief, socialism is not a political system; it is an economic system distinct from capitalism.

"Socialists mainly share the belief that capitalism unfairly concentrates power and wealth among a small segment of society that controls capital and derives its wealth through exploitation, creates an unequal society, does not provide equal opportunities for everyone to maximize their potentialities and does not utilize technology and resources to their maximum potential nor in the interests of the public. Therefore socialists advocate the creation of a society that allows for the widespread application of modern technology to rationalize economic activity by eliminating the anarchy in production of capitalism[4], allowing for wealth and power to be distributed based on the amount of work expended in production, although there is considerable disagreement among socialists over how and to what extent this could be achieved. ...

CONTINUED: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Socialism

18. What Raycontin said. Plus...

THbbbpt.

19. Ray contin maybe you need to finish your oxycontin and sit back and let someone smarter than you explain it to you, These people don't really believe that Obama is a Communist ala Lenin, nor Stalin. Neither is he a nazi like Hitler, or a communist dictator like castro. But a modern mix of all the pictured murderers who works toa ssassinate if not people then at least a way of life. Explain if you would, your knowledgable self, why exactly it is that he needs a nationalist civilian security force as powerful as the military? How do call a program a "mandatory voluntary program" Oxymoronic much? Indoctrinate the children with propaganda? Seen this?: www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVdv5xB5ubc
Fairness doctrines to silence right-winger radio broadcasters like Limbaugh and Levin, Beck? The power to shut down the internet?
Communist, Nationalist, Socialist, No matter how you slice it, Obama just another flavor of dictator of the decade. That is why he loves to hug Hugo Chavez and pal around. On his recent diplomatic tour to Venezuela, I'm sure he said, " Hey Hugo, how does one get to be President for life?", and Hugo says, "Hey, let's enjoy a fine cuban cigar, you know you can't get them up there in US, and I'll tell you all about it." Obama nods, " I know, but fuck it ,I smoke New Ports anyway."

20. the above is another example of unfacts and attempts to paint Obama with he brush of every administrator out there, be they appointed by Bush or whoever. "Indoctrinate the children with propaganda?" sheesh. Lessee -- The FCC gave away the store under Bush, and the Right also tries to blame Obama for that! "Palling around with Chavez"? Get a grip on reality and do a little independent research in fact-based sites, instead of getting all your info from lying innuendo peddlers.

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