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After a long deployment, theres always those wives that are happy to see their husbands...and then there are those who have to run like hell to escape the righteous vengeance of soldiers who have been cheated on or bankrupted by money hungry stormtrooper wives. We like to call this: The Running of the Whores

T-dawg and his infamous gang of crossdressing villians, Mustafah, Butch, and Steve, score big in Bricktown. As the civilians scatter and the sirens scream in the distance, they listen for the tell tale screech of their getaway car and the fifth member of the group...Monkey. Stay tuned for the Getaway...

After the Republic released the Zombie Plague, all Rebels and Aliens were to be executed on capture...And the Easter Bunny also recieved the death sentence for being a Socialist Entrepreneur.

Lord Vader says you better tone it down...or he'll kill a kitten for every commercial he sees

Day 17: On the road Baltimore, My partner and i stumble across a couple of infected feeding on some poor soul on his own orchard. we were set to pass by when we noticed the woman calling for help from the top of the nearby tree. Damn zombies'd tree'd her like a 'coon. Lucky for her, Dave and I were RedCon 1 and ready to kill.