My long lost sister recently contacted me through Flickr. She was nice enough to give me some old photos. These are first pictures of myself as a child that I have seen in at least 20 years. I may look fairly innocent here but I was a little bastard. About two years before this photo was taken, I told my teacher that my mother would not be attending an upcoming parent-teacher conference because "she is having an abortion that day". Ha! Sadly, even back then, my sense of humour was often misunderstood.