This particular red onion was so evil it had me crying from across the room. Unable to accept being beaten by a vegetable, I ate it. I love how you can see the juice seeping out along the lines. I've just learnt that this is called 'guttation' en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guttation.
Bobbynock (full name Bobbynock Beltiln Jamdak Gratiln Wilven Tallcrippler) is our group's resident comedian, originally hired by one of our Clerics who needed a laugh. His magic tends to be very colourful and flashy; in one of our recent encounters he cast Dancing Lights on a partially hidden enemy as a flashing neon sign over their heads.