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SUMMER INSANITY. #nofilter #nohaircuts

SUMMER INSANITY. #nofilter #nohaircuts

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Going to space. BRB.

Going to space. BRB.

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Sorry kids, Mom's out nerdin'. #startrek

Sorry kids, Mom's out nerdin'. #startrek

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Ike just can't even with y'all, frankly.

Ike just can't even with y'all, frankly.

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Heated whirlpool foot spa. Ahmahgah. Great job, husband!

Heated whirlpool foot spa. Ahmahgah. Great job, husband!

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I am picking out a thermos for you, not an ordinary thermos for you...

I am picking out a thermos for you, not an ordinary thermos for you...

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Mister Doorknob's World Tour continues. I've officially explained why my children are enraptured by a doorknob 5 hojilliontimes.

Mister Doorknob's World Tour continues. I've officially explained why my children are enraptured by a doorknob 5 hojilliontimes.

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Movie night.

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Mini Hef #laaaaadies

Mini Hef #laaaaadies

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THANKS, DAD. NO WAY THIS WILL DRIVE MOM CRAZY OR ANYTHING.

THANKS, DAD. NO WAY THIS WILL DRIVE MOM CRAZY OR ANYTHING.

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Noah just met George Washington. Total Bieber moment. Young mind = blown

Noah just met George Washington. Total Bieber moment. Young mind = blown

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Criminals.

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Yes, we brought a doorknob to Williamsburg. Yes, there's a story.

Yes, we brought a doorknob to Williamsburg. Yes, there's a story.

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Hey girl.

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Jason, To Me: No. Nononono. (Is currently out walking the neighborhood w/ a strange cat in a crate) Me: BUT I LOVVVVEEE HER.

Jason, To Me: No. Nononono. (Is currently out walking the neighborhood w/ a strange cat in a crate) Me: BUT I LOVVVVEEE HER.

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This sweet little girl showed up howling at our kitchen window. No collar, obviously well-cared for but starving. Oh. Dear. Now what??

This sweet little girl showed up howling at our kitchen window. No collar, obviously well-cared for but starving. Oh. Dear. Now what??

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Serious ninja.

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Lana. Lana. LANAAAAAAA.

Lana. Lana. LANAAAAAAA.

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He brought these in, lined them up & waited patiently for me to notice. Took me far too long, I hate to admit.

He brought these in, lined them up & waited patiently for me to notice. Took me far too long, I hate to admit.

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Change of Seasons Jackpot: just found eight! dollahs! in pocket of shorts I wore for the first time. This almost makes up for the fact that it took me 10 minutes to get them zipped up.

Change of Seasons Jackpot: just found eight! dollahs! in pocket of shorts I wore for the first time. This almost makes up for the fact that it took me 10 minutes to get them zipped up.

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Ezra & Mister Woodchip

Ezra & Mister Woodchip

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Trying out a new ankle injury therapy. I call it squishy warm dog belly.

Trying out a new ankle injury therapy. I call it squishy warm dog belly.

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Ike's rocking some serious beach hair today.

Ike's rocking some serious beach hair today.

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What.

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Yaaa da dinosaurs are popping in your face inna...3D! (PS if you get that reference we are now best friends)

Yaaa da dinosaurs are popping in your face inna...3D! (PS if you get that reference we are now best friends)

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All of a sudden, he's the kid I can just put a bowl of green vegetables in front of and he eats them like potato chips. #thatssoezra

All of a sudden, he's the kid I can just put a bowl of green vegetables in front of and he eats them like potato chips. #thatssoezra

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Am Queen of Vegas, upon my orthopedic throne.

Am Queen of Vegas, upon my orthopedic throne.

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Vegas ER. Def a not must-see, y'all.

Vegas ER. Def a not must-see, y'all.

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This is me, meeting Joel Robuchon, trying to pretend I didn't face plant on my heels 15 minutes ago and am in SO MUCH GODDAMN PAIN.

This is me, meeting Joel Robuchon, trying to pretend I didn't face plant on my heels 15 minutes ago and am in SO MUCH GODDAMN PAIN.

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I can no longer tell if anything in Vegas is beautiful or over-the-top tacky. Have been assimilated by teh Borg.

I can no longer tell if anything in Vegas is beautiful or over-the-top tacky. Have been assimilated by teh Borg.

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Knock that shit off, Travel Basix. #petpeeve #spellingisathing

Knock that shit off, Travel Basix. #petpeeve #spellingisathing

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VEGASSSSSS! Coco!! Hooraaaayboobs.

VEGASSSSSS! Coco!! Hooraaaayboobs.

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We bought some luggage. And an entire goddamn playground of awesome came with it.

We bought some luggage. And an entire goddamn playground of awesome came with it.

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Corporate thug life.

Corporate thug life.

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Brunch is hard work.

Brunch is hard work.

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Post-COCAAAIIIIINE detox bath.

Post-COCAAAIIIIINE detox bath.

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He's looking entirely too little boy-like these days. Typical bait-and-switch baby bullshit.

He's looking entirely too little boy-like these days. Typical bait-and-switch baby bullshit.

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Elmo's really having a tough year, isn't he?

Elmo's really having a tough year, isn't he?

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COCAAAAIIINE

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Once upon a time, Noah's IEP made me feel sad and scared. Now it's the most awesome empowering thing. Thank you, IEP team. You are amazing.

Once upon a time, Noah's IEP made me feel sad and scared. Now it's the most awesome empowering thing. Thank you, IEP team. You are amazing.

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Imma allow it. (I drew the line at the 500-count pack of dinner napkins, though.)

Imma allow it. (I drew the line at the 500-count pack of dinner napkins, though.)

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Movie night. I wonder how long we'll all fit on the same couch.

Movie night. I wonder how long we'll all fit on the same couch.

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Oh my God, this child. 20 minutes of random, tantrummy stage fright followed by 5 minutes of last-minute I WILL TAKE YOU HOME BELTLESS threat-induced participation. Classssssic Ezra.

Oh my God, this child. 20 minutes of random, tantrummy stage fright followed by 5 minutes of last-minute I WILL TAKE YOU HOME BELTLESS threat-induced participation. Classssssic Ezra.

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Seekrit identity.

Seekrit identity.

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Why. WHY SELF WHYYYY. (http://www.epicurious.com/recipes/food/views/Peanut-Butter-Sandwich-Cookies-aka-The-Nora-Ephron-51129000)

Why. WHY SELF WHYYYY. (http://www.epicurious.com/recipes/food/views/Peanut-Butter-Sandwich-Cookies-aka-The-Nora-Ephron-51129000)

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Jealous little ninja.

Jealous little ninja.

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Parents' day at Montessori. I think this is a good look for him.

Parents' day at Montessori. I think this is a good look for him.

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Instagram filters fail at beautiful blue cat eyes.

Instagram filters fail at beautiful blue cat eyes.

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Light-bodied, yet spirited and playful.

Light-bodied, yet spirited and playful.

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The first non-goofy-crazy-faced photo I've gotten of him all year.

The first non-goofy-crazy-faced photo I've gotten of him all year.

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Let's see: crib sheet mangled, mattress pad on floor, stuffed toys hurled across room (plus one on the diaper pail), and one arm out of his sleeve. Yep, that was a productive nap.

Let's see: crib sheet mangled, mattress pad on floor, stuffed toys hurled across room (plus one on the diaper pail), and one arm out of his sleeve. Yep, that was a productive nap.

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"Look Mommy I made Barack Bobama." Ohh...kay?

"Look Mommy I made Barack Bobama." Ohh...kay?

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Waaaaaahhhhh!! (She just canceled the rest of the tour due to injury. )

Waaaaaahhhhh!! (She just canceled the rest of the tour due to injury. )

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Nom.

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We could see Lincoln or Zero Dark Thirty or Amour or FUCK IT ZOMBIESSSSS

We could see Lincoln or Zero Dark Thirty or Amour or FUCK IT ZOMBIESSSSS

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Dear fellow fine/flat/limp-haired ladies: This back-combing brush. LIFE CHANGING.

Dear fellow fine/flat/limp-haired ladies: This back-combing brush. LIFE CHANGING.

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I Am Good At Siri, You Guys.

I Am Good At Siri, You Guys.

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Under the exam table at the doctor's office, disguised as an Angry Bird, hiding from shots. #theusual

Under the exam table at the doctor's office, disguised as an Angry Bird, hiding from shots. #theusual

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Step one: fall asleep smack-dab in the middle of a healthy lunch. Step two: wake shrieking for food after healthy lunch has been eaten by siblings. Step three: FRENCH FRIES FOR LUNCH YAY

Step one: fall asleep smack-dab in the middle of a healthy lunch. Step two: wake shrieking for food after healthy lunch has been eaten by siblings. Step three: FRENCH FRIES FOR LUNCH YAY

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I would very much appreciate it if this stupid cold would stop eating my baby.

I would very much appreciate it if this stupid cold would stop eating my baby.

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Chef Ezra. Tonight's special is buffalo chili, with extra stirring.

Chef Ezra. Tonight's special is buffalo chili, with extra stirring.

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Managed to get all the fondant stains off my #Sparklecorn dress just in time for the corporate gig's holiday party.

Managed to get all the fondant stains off my #Sparklecorn dress just in time for the corporate gig's holiday party.

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WHAT.

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Millennium Falcon rice krispy treats. Whaaaaat.

Millennium Falcon rice krispy treats. Whaaaaat.

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Biiiiiirrrrthday burritos.

Biiiiiirrrrthday burritos.

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Today's lunch features a lot more company and peanut butter & jellies. Still pretty good though.

Today's lunch features a lot more company and peanut butter & jellies. Still pretty good though.

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35. #nofilter #dashboardlight

35. #nofilter #dashboardlight

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This year, say "happy birthday Mom" with chalk. And plastic swords and knives.

This year, say "happy birthday Mom" with chalk. And plastic swords and knives.

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The greatest bday gift of all: Lunch out. With wine. ALL BY MYSELF. #treatyoself #momedition

The greatest bday gift of all: Lunch out. With wine. ALL BY MYSELF. #treatyoself #momedition

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"Randy lay there like a slug. It was his only defense."

"Randy lay there like a slug. It was his only defense."

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Just along for the ride.

Just along for the ride.

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Fighting fires with cuteness.

Fighting fires with cuteness.

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Jason: There's no room for the...food? Amy: I have a drum set in my living room & 2,000 Legos in my kitchen. GIVE ME THIS ONE.

Jason: There's no room for the...food? Amy: I have a drum set in my living room & 2,000 Legos in my kitchen. GIVE ME THIS ONE.

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Gougeres aka grown-up cheesy poofs.

Gougeres aka grown-up cheesy poofs.

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WHAT WHAT I CAN'T HEAR YOU

WHAT WHAT I CAN'T HEAR YOU

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Sock Zombies: a stocking tradition. (Plus a bell from Santa's sleigh for everyone.) (sockzombie.com)

Sock Zombies: a stocking tradition. (Plus a bell from Santa's sleigh for everyone.) (sockzombie.com)

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Did I buy vintage glass trays specifically for this moment? Yes. Maybe. A little. Don't judge me.

Did I buy vintage glass trays specifically for this moment? Yes. Maybe. A little. Don't judge me.

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Preparedness.

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Storytime with Nana, an inexplicable hat, and ominous background Zurg.

Storytime with Nana, an inexplicable hat, and ominous background Zurg.

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What happens when Santa forgets to buy gift tags, spends an hour on Pinterest looking at DIY options, then says "eff that, here kids, I made you a damn chart."

What happens when Santa forgets to buy gift tags, spends an hour on Pinterest looking at DIY options, then says "eff that, here kids, I made you a damn chart."

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Storytime (minutes after an epic all-in full-contact wrestling match)

Storytime (minutes after an epic all-in full-contact wrestling match)

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Argo Fuck Yourself #holidaybakinghumor

Argo Fuck Yourself #holidaybakinghumor

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Yo Sandra Lee Imma let you finish, but my first-grader made the best weirdest Kwanzaa cake OF ALL TIME

Yo Sandra Lee Imma let you finish, but my first-grader made the best weirdest Kwanzaa cake OF ALL TIME

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Morning, blondie.

Morning, blondie.

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