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european wild mouflons

And it's true. They throw a wild party (or at least they think so) - but then, as you can see, they're easily distracted (and entertained).

There once were some mouflon
Europeans
who were plagued by some mites
called no-see-ums.
They said, "We're not used to these,
they come with these trees,
And in Europe they'd be called
absentee-ums."

Uploaded on Jan 27, 2012

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song

There once was an ostrich
named Song
who thought her own wings
kind of long.

(2 Photos.)

Uploaded on Jan 22, 2012

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slim

There once was a great ape
named Slim
who folks wanted to keep
in good trim.
So he cheated on food
which altered his mood
Now he's fatter than ever
and grim.

Uploaded on Jan 19, 2012

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the group

There once was a white wolf
named Lex
who refused to take part
in group sex.
He said, "My love's come undone,
it's no longer much fun,
And I'm feeling the pain
of group hex."

Uploaded on Jan 16, 2012

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masculinism

There once was an elegant
seahorse
who was pregnant
as a matter of course.
But he was male, you see,
and emasculated was he
And full of a single mother's
remorse.

(2 Photos.)

Uploaded on Jan 13, 2012

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