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Brooks and Amy - The NOFLASH version
Hold steady... keep holding... another ten minutes until the shudder closes... keep holding...
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Uploaded on Jun 21, 2006
Brooks and Aimee
Oooooooh, Aimee's got the Devil Eyes. Kick. Ass. I like Brooks' dress. Vintage 60s. Went really...
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Uploaded on Jun 21, 2006
Party Hat of Bill
Is showing here. Along with my nose hairs. Go ahead. Look close. It's like a Florida marsh in there.
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Uploaded on Jun 21, 2006
Party hat of me
Is showing here. Along with Bill's "takin' a rough dump" face.
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Uploaded on Jun 21, 2006
Damn nice photo
I can't dog on it. They just look galdarn cute it makes me want to crap someone else's pants. The...
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Uploaded on Jun 21, 2006
In headlights
"Whew, I thought that guy with the PINK ROCK or whatever would never leave. Christ, it was like turning down Amway."
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Uploaded on Jun 21, 2006
Oscar offering his services
Oscar: "Hey ladies. How's it goin'? I got this inflatable ROD OF ROCK that I'd like to share with...
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Uploaded on Jun 21, 2006
Blurred Oscar hunch
I'm not drunk. Honest.
Seriously, I didn't drink a drop that night. It just looks like I did. But then again, I always have a...
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Uploaded on Jun 21, 2006
The acceptance of the guitar
Oh, oh that's just nasty right there. With Oscar involved. Filthy Mcnasty. The party hats were...
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Uploaded on Jun 21, 2006
The handing of the guitar
Carmen looks like she wants it. The big pink rod. Low hanging fruit, really. The jokes could go on...
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Uploaded on Jun 21, 2006
Craig the Brooklyn Idiot: The Grand Finale
That's the big screen against the far wall of the karaoke place. That's me, making a scene, as usual. I...
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Uploaded on Dec 22, 2005
Craig the Brooklyn Idiot: holy shit I found a mic
Oh IT'S FUCKING ON NOW! Look at that gaping, spittle-spattled maw. The mic all turned upside down like...
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Uploaded on Dec 22, 2005
Craig the Brooklyn Idiot: now with more hat
What the fuck? A straw hat? I thought I imagined that shit until I saw this photo. I'll be damned,...
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Uploaded on Dec 22, 2005
Craig the Brooklyn Idiot: the night progresses
And as I get thoroughly destroyed, I tend to get overly excited about NOTHING. Usually it's a song. An...
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Uploaded on Dec 22, 2005
Craig the Brooklyn Idiot: earlier in evening
Sure, I appear innocuous enough. Just your average, drinking caucasian guy with a smile and a fat head. ...
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Uploaded on Dec 22, 2005
All is proper and ordered here
In western societies, where men are forced to "compete" head-to-head with "the...
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Uploaded on Oct 14, 2005
Allen's Crib In October
Chicago 2005
New York 2005
