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Red Pepperpions are secretive, nocturnal arachilli which can be spotted in kitchens of arid climates all around the world.

Red Pepperpions are equipped with a delicious (and depending on the quantity...deadly!) stinger at the end of its tail. If you happen to get bitten (or if you bite him!) it will produce a burning sensation on your taste nerves.

However, there is no need to worry, since the fact is that his potent stinger is usually only used when hunting or whenever the Pepperpion feels like he might become part of someones meal...

At daylight or when encountering a larger foe, such as a Saucier Chef, they retreat into burrows inside the fridge or hide beneath the oven.

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As reported on EGGZ.com celeggbrity news website:

"EGGBERT KNOWS HOW TO TREAT A LADY!

Protein-representin' Eggbert went to Park d'oeuf for a romantic picnic -- the new lucky ladyegg hasn't been identify as of yet, but we are looking in to it!

Our favorite culinary hero had an eggcellent date, and was flirtatious, telling all kinds of yolks to keep his lady sunny side up!

We at EGGZ wish only the best for Eggbert new ladyegg!"

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- Who is that?

- Oh my, chubby like that it can only be Jambo, the Cat!

- The cute, curious cat who enjoys a little pat?

- In fact.

- He is also very sweet and kind of delicious to eat....

- Indeed.

- But don't sweat, Jambo, the Cat...

...because I can bet that no one poses a threat to such a cute little cat!

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From time to time, we will use this space to explore some of Eggbert highly doubtful camouflage techniques.

So today, Eggbert will tell us a technique that is so good it promise to bring tears to our eyes...

Technique #03:

"The White Onion" disguise.

Sure, the company may stink, but it also suppose to keep you healthy, and most important (in his case) alive!

Oh, and by the way, you will need a wig for this one.

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The Scream is the title of Expressionist paintings and prints in a series by Norwegian artist Edvard Munch.

Munch's The Scream is an icon of modern art, a Mona Lisa for our time. As Leonardo da Vinci evoked a Renaissance ideal of serenity and self-control, Munch defined how we see our own age - wracked with anxiety, uncertainty and eggplant recipes...

He actually created several versions of The Scream in various media. The Munch Museum holds one of two painted versions and one pastel. The National Gallery of Norway holds the other painted version. A fourth version, in pastel, is owned by Norwegian businessman Petter Olsen.

But unknown to most people is that there is also a fifth version, in eggplant, that is owned by Brazilian eggplant enthusiast Vanessa Dualib. (Hi!)

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