• " ... how did I get talked in to this?"
  • He conned his girlfriend into joining him by telling her she would be on the cover of the Girls Gone Wild for iPhones DVD. - Xuan Carlos
  • There's nothing underneath, but a strategically placed iPod. - Xuan Carlos

The iPhone – it’s more goddamn awesome than a missile defense shield!

Gimme … oh my GOD … where do I CUE-UP? ME WANTY!

After spending more than $500 bucks for a clunky mobile that does not fit into the average pocket, these future iPhoners will need to sign a contract and sign up for EDGE broadband service if they want to use the device's Wi-Fi functionality.

Otherwise, it's nothing but a coaster.

Comments and faves

  1. PhotoAbuse (60 months ago | reply)

    I have yet to figure out this whole thing. Camping out for a phone???? Zeppelin tickets maybe (wait, I have done that) but never for a phone. My luck and I would drop it off a ladder the first week I had the thing....do these people have jobs?????? Good God.....
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  2. TheeErin (60 months ago | reply)

    Apple's CEO Steve Jobs is their ‘leader-deity-dark-lord.’ He has trained them all to wait in line to puke up their wages to him.

  3. theereilly [deleted] (60 months ago | reply)

    In my home country, when I was child, we wait in line for bread.

  4. Xuan Carlos (60 months ago | reply)

    I love Apple products....I'm writing from my 5-year-old PowerBook. It has never crashed on me or been infected by viruses. But, damn...this is just buying into some mind control. I bet they would never do this for more important things....like voting or volunteering somewhere.

  5. TheeErin (59 months ago | reply)

    Volunteering somewhere and/or voting cannot negate the sad condition of these iPhone-wait-in-liners.

    Ravening hiptards who wait in line for 36 hours hoping for a chance to spend extravagantly on a newish version of a functional necessity – in this case a cell phone - lack ambition, lack creativity above all lack critical thinking skills.

  6. Santi MD (59 months ago | reply)

    The cost of the phone + contract for a fully functional phone is over $2000 for 2 years time. Wonder if these phones will not drop calls.
    Do you ever notice how Apple usually fails to mention that thier
    products are made in communist China ? Is it HIP to buy products
    made from SOCIAL(Slave) labor ? Just some food for thought.

    Great comments Erin.

  7. Xuan Carlos (59 months ago | reply)

    It's not hip, but it sure is American. Check most products at Wal-Mart, Target or any number of stores and most come from the world's factory -- China.

  8. TheeErin (59 months ago | reply)

    Sigh - and to think Chicago used to be "the world's factory."

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