Teabonics
These are signs seen primarily at Tea Party Protests.
They all feature "creative" spelling or grammar.
This new dialect of the English language shall be known as "Teabonics."
This photo was taken on March 28, 2010.
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david hornbuckle added this photo to his favorites. (26 months ago)
jaydwyersf (26 months ago | reply)
NO Dictionary!!
Damn, when is that Capitalist-thingy gonna come up with self-correct protest signs and markers!? We soooo need it right this very minute!
Gryphon van der Hole (26 months ago | reply)
it wouldn't be so funny if the sign were hanging on a skinny person...
Virgil Roy Beasley III added this photo to their favorites. (26 months ago)
pookian (26 months ago | reply)
He must have run out of room before "No fat chicks".
Xikin (26 months ago | reply)
I think he was sending a message to Spanish speakers but he left the "E" off the last word. He meant to write, "NO ESTIMULAS!!" which of course means "Do not goad!!"
Do not goad Happy Fun Ball.
jeffdallas (26 months ago | reply)
He left the final S off when he was talking about stimulating his large, fat, pork, stim-ul-ass.
huck-wave (26 months ago | reply)
Yes- second that, 'stim-ul-ass', jeffdallas!
Freyas Fire (26 months ago | reply)
At first, I thought the exclamation points were arrows pointing to his stim-ul-ass......
bnilsen added this photo to her favorites. (26 months ago)
bnilsen (26 months ago | reply)
pointing to his stimu-lass
Hannerhin (26 months ago | reply)
Oh lord help me! Those ARE arrows, Freyas Fire! Do not goad, do not goad, do not goad....
retrac13 (26 months ago | reply)
Having the "!!" in between the "NO" and the "STIMULAS" also makes the punctuation weird.
It makes me think of the Simpsons episode with "Works On Contingency. No Money Down." vs. "Works On Contingency? No! Money Down!"
Another one of my favorites: "Let's eat, grandpa!" vs. "Let's eat grandpa!"
LooknFeel (26 months ago | reply)
That sign would have been funnier on a fatter guy.
jaybotie (26 months ago | reply)
He forgot the second "S" on STIMULASS.
kissophelia (26 months ago | reply)
Somehow, I doubt it.
ChrisF71 (26 months ago | reply)
Shouldn't that be "stimulae?"
RoninVision (26 months ago | reply)
I just love it when they make a mockery of themselves. Saves me the trouble!
cyclotourist (26 months ago | reply)
Hey, is that Glenn Beck?
cyclotourist (26 months ago | reply)
And the blond on the right is the first non-obese teabagger I've seen. She better start eating, she's falling behind.
kd1s (26 months ago | reply)
Must have tuckered out when he got to the bottom of the sign.
julesdagreat (26 months ago | reply)
I think the guy is checking out the blonde's stimul-as
Squeakzilla (26 months ago | reply)
what's funny/weird is that the top 3.5 lines are done with some sort of stencil... and then he got there and thought he needed to complete the thought?
or maybe... maybe he was tagged in a crowd by an angry lib'ral! yeah, and they wrote that other stuff on there just to make him look dumb!! yeah!!!
Canonized (26 months ago | reply)
Funny, when I look at him all I see is fat, lard, and pork.
bluebirdprism (26 months ago | reply)
I second that @Gryphon van der Hole I immediately started laughing when I read the first line
nolakola (26 months ago | reply)
No diploma!
megahan7 (26 months ago | reply)
I genuinely enjoy these.
alex.sartogo (26 months ago | reply)
@ChrisF71 , plural is "stimuli" from the Latin stimulus.
MissKitty64 (26 months ago | reply)
If only there had been an added "s" at the end of that sign, it would have been perfection!
chokolah2000 (26 months ago | reply)
He is in total denial. That LASs has plenty of lard. Apparently he's got it all and will not share.
@ cyclotourist . LOL. That is exactly what I was thinking.
Blisterina (26 months ago | reply)
Now, let's see...That was Legolas' creepy middle-aged third cousin on his mother's side, right?
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Maximus Ususus (26 months ago | reply)
If there had been no "stimulas" our unemployment rate could be at 20% by now.
Well, it doesn't look like this corpulent f*cktard was employed to begin with.
jguerracc1 (26 months ago | reply)
Esteem mule lard ass!
hpires23 added this photo to their favorites. (26 months ago)
Greg304 (26 months ago | reply)
@julestdagreat.... you are funny LMAO!
JustDerek (26 months ago | reply)
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mdmmgs (Michaele) (25 months ago | reply)
If laughter is the best medicine then I will never be sick again!
archerland2005 (25 months ago | reply)
Yeah, I wouldn't have worn that sign over an ass that wide.
ThatPicks (24 months ago | reply)
I think a stimula is a very special kind of enema. This man is bragging that he does not need one because he eats no lard, fat, or pork.
That's the best I can do.