While walking the length of Tokaido
I somehow wound up in Hokkaido.
I said "How did you do"
Then kissed her Tattoo.
Now ? Three kids, and a doggy named Fido.
An Ainu babe named Baboo
Had a handle-bar mustache tattoo.
It hurt when she kissed
But I had to insist
That it pained me to pucker up, too.
Circa 1910 Collotype Postcard.