story number one
Once upon a time, Rita was cleaning house when she came across a box full of cards she had brought down from the attic.
"Oh my!" Rita said, "these cards really need to be sorted." She became intrigued and engrossed in all the differences running around the house picking up all the decks of cards she could find. She even compared the Aces and Queens. Rita certainly enjoys being obsessive.
So Rita sorted the cards and the house did not get cleaned that day.
Story number two:
These cards are going in Rita's "I am going to build it someday" castle.
The jokers will be in the court jester's room as portraits of all those that have served the king. The room will be named "Simple Simon" after my Flickr Friend, Simon (toypincher). The room will be named Simple Simon not because Simon is simple for he is far from simple but because Simon gives me laughs and makes me happy inside and out and because I love nursery rhymes.
Story number three:
The joke is really on Rita. Rita decided not to reshoot this Joker photo, which showed an annoying stringy tag on The Joker, but to touch it up with Paint, a program she hadn't used in years. When Rita went to use the Paint program she found it no longer lived in her computer so she emailed the photo to Jerry's computer because Paint was still alive in his computer. Rita, finding it was really easy, touched up the photo and tried to send the photo back to her computer without success so she just uploaded the photo to Flickr from Jerry's computer. Rita really didn't think this was a very funny joke.