No joke. On the road, I found this in my coat pocket when I was going through a security gate. The gate never would have picked it up because it was plastic, but I reached in and was horrified to find a plastic gun.
I took it from Becks because he brought it when we picked up Coop from school. I stashed it because I was afraid that a squirt gun on school grounds would get his brother kicked out of school. It wouldn't worry but I watch too much news. Those schools are always in the suburbs. And we don't go to a suburb schools. But news loves to over-dramatize the stuff happens at suburb schools. Somewhere right now, a suburb kid is being kicked out because of a squirt gun. Sorry. Keep it in your pockets, kids.