Jacko is in love with the neighbour's dog, Beau. He wrote a poem for her today.
Dear Beau
Who lives across the road
I love you so much
I think I might explode
The end.
P.S. This is what Beau replied:
Oh Jacko, you make my heart beat fast
My stump* does wag when you walk past
I love our walks across the fields
Our trips to the pub and occasional meals
We are the same; with big brown eyes
A hairy back and loud, shrill cries
And if we were not canine, I know we'd be heading
To the Church down the road for our big white wedding
*She's a Brittany Spaniel - not docked - they're born without tails.