Going Gordon Freeman on Criminals' Asses
UPDATE: Hey, I got permission to post an article on GamesRadar, which is where I werk. Spectacular.
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After the third time my car was broken into, I decided it was time to send a message. I ran out of packing tape and it was looking like rain, unfortunately.
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LividFiction, edgar_alex2004, Tiger Lily :D, twenty5pics, and 224 other people added this photo to their favorites.
shervin2 (54 months ago | reply)
Genius!!!
seanmccann (54 months ago | reply)
Yeah now they are into taking registration and garage door openers. I'd assume since the registration has your address, they can combine the two and be able to break into your garage/house. Maybe the registration also helps with identity theft.
ThreeDee912 (54 months ago | reply)
You have been Dugg! Prepare for massive amounts of views and comments!
digg.com/gaming_news/Dear_Criminals
XDViPeR (54 months ago | reply)
Your da Man!!!
Joits (54 months ago | reply)
i need one of of these... i've had three stereos stolen in the past two years...
i want to know why they stole my old bowling shoes!
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chasegrisham [deleted] (54 months ago | reply)
Good drawing of the crowbar.
twenty5pics (54 months ago | reply)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHahhaa
Priceless.
Aj's D40 took it (54 months ago | reply)
lol
whilemywalrusgentlyweeps (54 months ago | reply)
Fuck them. I have an ocarina that almost got broken. My heart goes out to you. I'm serious. I love that ocarina.
waldopepper (54 months ago | reply)
Headcrabs are too good for these scumbags
Lord Turbine (54 months ago | reply)
Sincerely,
Fuck you.
Brilliant.
volkspider (54 months ago | reply)
"It was a present, dick." Awesome.
El Destructo (54 months ago | reply)
I feel for you. My car has been broken into 9 times in 3 years.
3rd foundation (54 months ago | reply)
You should bait them with an item on the passenger seat and cover it with industrial strength dye. Then when you see them later with dyed hands you can introduce your Gordon Freeman persona.
Axlk4 (54 months ago | reply)
Nice~~~;o)
starworshipper (54 months ago | reply)
lol2k
seen on digg
The Blind Glass (54 months ago | reply)
That's one well drawn crowbar.
Well done.
superkendall (54 months ago | reply)
As other have said - they take your registration to get your address. I no longer have my registration (or anything else) with an address in my car - keep it in your wallet.
@k!d (54 months ago | reply)
Thats the spirit! You tell em.
Ladarzak (54 months ago | reply)
The purpose for taking your registration is so they can sell your car to someone else. It can also be helpful in stealing your identity and selling your house. That's why there were reports over the past couple of years (in Canada) advising people to keep a photocopy of the ownership papers in the glove box, and the original at home.
phil gaulrapp (54 months ago | reply)
they need the title to sell the car. the registration card will not help them.
EspressoBuzz (54 months ago | reply)
Just in time for Flickr stats. :-)
yonas1 (54 months ago | reply)
That blows dude. I definitely feel your pain....my car was broken into three times. Two of those times they stole the stereo out of the dash. One time they stole my camera which had 650+ pics of my trip to Europe :(
Sarolina (54 months ago | reply)
Wonderful!
Ajay. (54 months ago | reply)
Excellent!
Pet Flamingo Photography [deleted] (54 months ago | reply)
Too Funni! ^_^
Chanel Joy (54 months ago | reply)
haha I saw this on digg prettyy funny
musicnpics (54 months ago | reply)
that is awesome =D
tbiley (54 months ago | reply)
lmao!
Samsauce (54 months ago | reply)
God i love this. I just keep reading the last part and cracking up. Good times.
jackol (54 months ago | reply)
hah!
Dr. Paine (54 months ago | reply)
The title would be more effective if you were to correct the apostrophe's position: criminals'
Unless, of course, there is only one criminal with more than one ass. If that's the case, please post a picture when you catch him.
Bill Stagg (54 months ago | reply)
ha ha, this is great. but what if the criminal cant read?
leftlaneends (54 months ago | reply)
works every time
michael spear hawkins (54 months ago | reply)
OH i put a note like this behind my head unit after the last time i replaced it! But then later my whole car was stolen and stripped. The assholes got the message and scratched a reply back to me in the paint on the door. I hate theives, but I got a new (to me) car out of the deal.
matt.erasmus (54 months ago | reply)
At least in South Africa they're decent enough to steal the entire car :D
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diggalope (54 months ago | reply)
The scumbags that broke into my car took CDs, the glove compartment, and the garbage can. THE GARBAGE CAN. What the fuck is wrong with these people?
geek2000boy (54 months ago | reply)
Dude they took your buttplug...err ocarina.
Aaron & Alli (54 months ago | reply)
Did it work?
chesb0mb (54 months ago | reply)
lol, hope you get them
MikeBrowne (54 months ago | reply)
Tau cannon the jerk right through the wall.
Nirbzz (54 months ago | reply)
Priceless
desertdragon (54 months ago | reply)
hahahaha!!! awesome :-)
inrideo (54 months ago | reply)
Lardarzak brought up a good point. A few years ago in British Columbia there was a car theft ring busted that would break into cars for the registration, and then the alleged ringleader (a 16 year old girl) would use the paperwork to transfer and sell the car. I imagine the real ringleader wasn't 16, and was simply using someone who would be prosecuted as a minor to take the fall. 16 year old crime kingpins also make for good newspaper sales.
dee aytch (54 months ago | reply)
the real lesson is, do not leave shit in your car to where people can see it, put it in the trunk and disable the latch.
Kooldino23 (54 months ago | reply)
Classic!
Posted on www.evoxforums.com
b e n d i g o g a l (54 months ago | reply)
Best sign off ever.
"Sincerly, Fuck you." I love it.
People suck.
flickr.fun [¯Ô¯] (54 months ago | reply)
LoL =)
Joulio (54 months ago | reply)
hahah just so funny. yeah man, hide behind those crates & throw the ocarina pieces at them. buggers
Steve Green (54 months ago | reply)
Funny, that last line is great!
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