What is green and goes to a summer camp?
A Brussels' scout!
What vegetable do you need a plumber for?
A leek! :)
Why do potatoes make good detectives?
Because they keep there eyes peeled
Why did the tomato go out with a prune?
Because he couldn't find a date!
How do you fix a broken tomato?
Why aren't bananas ever lonely?
Because they come in bunches!