Geek decided to throw a party. Not having any friends he invited his big brothers Clint, Leslie and Bilbo.
The invite said "bring something tasty to eat and drink!".
Clint brought with him one packet of Chili Heatwave Doritos.
Leslie carefully prepared and carried a cup of herbal tea round.
Bilbo forgot to bring anything and, thinking on his feet, forensically examined the contents of his nose to see if there was anything up there worthy of adding to their gastrononic booty.
Alas for Geek the inevitable happened. Clint, Leslie and Bilbo turned up, hogged the sofa and polished off the food and drink between them, relegating Geek to a mere spectator at his own party.
Then, after noticing they were all wearing the same shoes, they had a big argument about who bought theirs first and had to settle it with a Mortal Kombat tournament (Leslie won) on a now-obsolete console from Nintendo. Geek was't even allowed in the room to referee.
Poor Geek. Feel sorry for Geek. It's all he has left.
Strobist info: SB600 to camera right at full power, bounced off the ceiling. Fired using Nikon CLS.