• Try Me! Well, maybe--there is no button to press.
  • Beautiful Girl
    Press any button
  • From the package:
    CREATIVE
    LUXURIOUS MUSIC
  • Comes with free batteries that are already leaking acid. Stretching the "benign" claim a little
  • Wow--there's even what appears to be a Benign Bunny too! These guys know how to extend a brand!

Benign Girl

Worried about lead in your fine Chinese made toys? Well, "Benign Girl" is the toy cell phone for you!

Comments and faves

  1. Lapsus (58 months ago | reply)

    It's so weird to see that adjective on something other than a tumour...

  2. PinkMoose and IamCindyT added this photo to their favorites.

  3. gavtron18 (58 months ago | reply)

    I can't believe someone else found this! On my 22nd birthday my friends and I went out and wandered back home, quite inebriated, and this was my surprise gift from a 7-11 in Berkeley!

    We couldn't stop laughing especially at the speed induced craziness it tried to pass as music.

  4. Ye Olde Wig Shoppe (58 months ago | reply)

    Last summer I found the back of this packaging in the road in Marfa, TX. I love you, Benign Girl! I saved it, of course,

  5. Lower Class Student [deleted] (58 months ago | reply)

    i saw one od those in miami! ahah

  6. gardengal (58 months ago | reply)

    these are the funniest things. saw them last year at the soccer fields in red hook. i wonder if it was supposed to say "being girl?" or "kind girl" or "gentle girl." half the fun is trying to figure out what their original meaning was.

  7. muteboy (58 months ago | reply)

    I'm waiting for Malign Girl, her Goth sister

  8. mrflamingphoenix, jayKayEss, and DukeOfWindsor added this photo to their favorites.

  9. Sakurako Kitsa (56 months ago | reply)

    I've seen a bunch of these at flea markets, usually the stalls where it's forty or fifty boxes full of Chinese goods. I wish I'd gotten one when I saw it.

    Great catch. Benign girl? What were they thinking?

    I've also got a Barbie ripoff notebook that has Barbie cuddling a teddybear. In wobbly Engrish it says, "So are days of our lives. My sincere sympathies to you and your family."

    --
    Seen on your photo stream. (?)

  10. Sakurako Kitsa, eric is so eric, Realchild, and hedderbox added this photo to their favorites.

  11. binkovitz (50 months ago | reply)

    I have one of those! I'm turning her into a controller for circuit-bent instruments. Also the creepy ringtone she plays is "Butterfly" by SMILE.dk, which from the music video appears to be a mildly racist song about two wannabe-Japanese white women looking for Japanese boyfriends. Benign indeed.

    Also, I love the "Malign Girl" idea! I'm going to use it in my next show!

  12. Shanghai Sky (48 months ago | reply)

    Hi, I'm an admin for a group called Girls With Mobile Phones, and we'd love to have this added to the group!

  13. snack crime (26 months ago | reply)

    I have a the benign girl doll somewhere. the packaging was amazing. I'm pretty sure it came with an ironing board.

  14. keitai ケータイ, richiec, Ivan Kowalenko, and looky❤..,, added this photo to their favorites.

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