Hot Enough?

    This idea made me laugh and I thought I'd try sending it to the New Yorker. I got a very nice rejection letter today. I'd like to do a finished version, but I have no idea why, or for who, or what good it would do.

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    1. hellomeghunt (50 months ago | reply)

      i hope you do make a finished version of this-- it's wonderful!

    2. featherbed (50 months ago | reply)

      everyone knows that the moon is SUCH an pest!

    3. Alec Longstreth (50 months ago | reply)

      Take out "The New Yorker" and it'd make a pretty sweet postcard or poster or something... You should keep sending them ideas! (They don't send "very nice" rejection letters unless they like your stuff, right?!)

    4. wormulus (50 months ago | reply)

      that's hilariously wonderful.

    5. ken dahl (50 months ago | reply)

      they should be so lucky!

      the fact that laura wrote "an pest" leads me to believe she originally wrote "an asshole" but then made it kid-friendly.

    6. featherbed (50 months ago | reply)

      you got me gabby!

      I'm going thru one of my springtime swearing less jags, thanks for sticking it to me!

    7. acorn.reindeer (50 months ago | reply)

      Thanks everybody. Yes... I like that the moon is an asshole.. or a pest... sometimes when I think about all the shit that's going on here on earth, and then I see the moon, I think up to it "what? WHAT?" You know? Like... what are you lookin' at, man in the moon? Yes! I know! I know! We're FUCKED! look somewhere else! It's rude to stare!

    8. ramahughes (39 months ago | reply)

      i love two things about this:

      1) it does put our problems in perspective.
      2) how saturn is leering.

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