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Hello everybody. I must admit that this “about me” is ghostwritten by Jon Gober. So it is actually very similar to a presidential candidate’s book. I don’t know much about Reid’s philosophy on interrogation techniques or campaign finance reform, but I do know about his interests. Reid enjoys Macintosh computers like college students enjoy Natural Light beer. He knows more about computers than most people ever will. He also likes alternative and indie rock, along with hip hop. He likes his foods spicy and is very creative. Now, since this is ghostwritten by me (Jon Gober), I now have to exaggerate Reid’s accomplishments. Reid has PhD degrees in Quantum Physics, Computer Science, Agricultural Science, English Literature, Black Studies, and Tarot Card Reading. He has won 17 Nobel Peace Prizes, was MVP of the NBA in 1974, and invented the airbag. Reid is the one man who can bring this country together. If we do not elect Reid president in 2012, the terrorists will win.