About tombland / Tom

kevincoffey says:
"Tom's a Nice Guy™, quiet and hard working etc... If you didn't know that, you'd have every right to be scared [Fact]"

-=arkham=- says:
"Tab is a very 'special' person, I love his enthusiasm for anything barbaric, and he has a disturbing penchant for shiny, SHINY axes."

iamgaz says:
"I have seen Tom excreat a soap like substance from glads behind his ears. He then wipes this lubricant all over his body to allow him to slide under the smallest of glaps."

playfool says:
"tombland has warped my fagile little mind."

olishaw says:
"Tombland is a gifted child, special some might say, a danger to others has also been said. And part of that might be that he lives his life by a code, this is his code:

"All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a Thousand Enemies, and when ever they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you: digger, listener, runner, prince with the swift warning. Be cunning, full of tricks, and your people will never be destroyed.""

bashford says:
"His admirers called him a prophet, a demi-god, and a superman. His critics said he was simply a hoaxer and a charlatan. But his fans adored him, and copied his outrageous dress. And some of them to the extent of dyeing their hair orange... just like his. But nearly two years ago he left these shores for America where he has lived in retirement from the glitter of the pop-musical world."

_maracuja says:
"axes. many axes."

eviltwin says:
"There's an old woman buried under his patio."