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I've been pursued by a police search helicopter, arrested, and handcuffed and detained as a suspect for a stabbing, but on three separate occasions...I've won two contests: one, for poetry, as a sophomore in high school, and another, for coloring, in fourth grade...I gave up maltodextrin once, for my health--er, on principle-- but I'm back on it...In second grade, for about a week, Crystal and I would use the "stuffed animal center" as our private kissing spot, but then one day she wasn't there...I've been all around the country in an RV...I've flown a plane, but no takeoff or landing...I've streaked but not steamtunneled...I'm pretty good at fixing and building things...I'm a certified bartender and an ordained minister...I wrote two novels by the time I was sixteen, with mixed results...I performed a monologue from Jerry Maguire in a Shakespeare contest...Children understand me, but not vice versa...I've parallel parked a Suburban on the first try...I've dressed as Julio Iglesias, David Bowie, the Dude, and Eli Cash, and I've worn a size two skirt, or, once, just a sock with peanut butter and jelly...I've driven between Tucson and Palo Alto fourteen times...I've driven coast-to-coast with my bride once...I've painted a stick...I've built a hundred-foot indoor slip-and-slide...I've taken a motorcycle apart but didn't put it back together...Something new happens every day...