Some Guy (Art)'s photostream

I think I'm going to say I'm a fauxtographer. It's funny and I don't give a shit. Lulz.

Stolen Quotes (because I'm too dumb to come up with any of my own):

~A photographer with a "no photoshop" rule is like a sprinter with a "no cleats" rule. You can do it, but you'll be hard pressed to find people taking you seriously.

~Power corrupts; absolute power corrupts absolutely

~Freedom isn't free.

Gear I have currently:
1x Canon EF body (which needs new seals, but works otherwise)
2x Canon AE-1 Program bodies
1x Canon AE-1 body (for black and white photography)
1x Broken Yashica Electro 35 GS
1x Working Yashica Electro 35 GN
1x Canon Rebel K2 (shitsux) with kit lens and zoom
1x Nikon D40 (I have no idea what to do with it) with kit lens
1x Canon SD1000 Point and Shoot Camera with CHDK
2x Canon 28mm f/2.8 new FD mount lens
3x (yep) Canon 50mm f/1.8 new FD mount lenses
1x Canon 35-70mm f/4 new FD mount lens (Drawered)
2x Canon 70-210mm f/4 new FD mount lens (Drawered)
2x Canon 135mm f/2.5 old FD mount lens (FINALLY!)
1x Canon 200mm f/4 old FD mount lens
1x Canon 300mm f/4 new FD mount lens (Now I can go from 28mm to 300mm at at least f/4...yay)
1x Sigma 24mm f/2.8 old FD mount lens with internal filters (fixed this one myself!)
4x Sunpak 383 Auto Thyristor Flashes (rarely use them - they're busted)
1x Sunpak 30-DX Thyristor Canon-A-series-specific flash
1x Plustek OpticFilm 7300 35mm film scanner
1x a bunch of filters, film, and other miscellaneous crap