About The Horned Jack Lizard / Jack G  

I'm originally from Allentown, PA and have roots in Brooklyn, NY. I'm a wildlife biologist/herpetologist in sunny Southern California. Pasadena to be exact! In case you were wondering - herpetology is the study of herpes, syphilis and some other diseases that make penises and vaginas fall off...........It is definitely not the study of reptiles and amphibians that some pseudointellectuals would like you to believe.


There are little old ladies everywhere in Pasadena - it's crazy! They're the terrors of Colorado Blvd.....luckily their populations have decreased while I've been here, since I've been running over everyone I see. Just doing my part in the fight against over-population and osteoporosis.

I love hiking and exploring and anything to do with the outdoors. Traveling is another thing I do quite often - I even did research in Costa Rica. It was on a island, off the coast...kinda like an amusement park and zoo in one, but then lots of people got eaten and it had to close. It was all because of some lazy greedy fat guy who I thought was eaten, but I swear I've seen him lately, but he's all thin now. I dunno.

I'm now also working for a stock photography agency! It's a Canadian firm called Design Pics. You can see some of my photos on their website:

DesignPics.com

Just search for lizard, snake, or other keywords and you'll find them. I also license some of my photos by myself too, so that's been cool. Drop me a line. I'll make you an offer you can't refuse....well, okay, you can refuse it if you want, but I'd be sad.

Oh, if you want to see my extremely talented sister's website, click here: www.lisagoldfarb.com It's really awesome!

I have a strange sense of humor. I wonder if it has anything to do with the statement below. Then again, it might just be because I do the cha-cha like a sissy girl. I lika do da cha-cha.

I'm Male and Single.

Pasadena, CA, USA