About The Horned Jack Lizard / Jack Goldfarb  

I'm originally from Allentown, PA and have roots in Brooklyn, NY. I'm a wildlife biologist/herpetologist in sunny Southern California. Pasadena to be exact! In case you were wondering - herpetology is the study of herpes, syphilis and some other diseases that make penises and vaginas fall off...........It is definitely not the study of reptiles and amphibians that some pseudointellectuals would like you to believe.


There are little old ladies everywhere in Pasadena - it's crazy! They're the terrors of Colorado Blvd.....luckily their populations have decreased while I've been here, since I've been running over everyone I see. Just doing my part in the fight against over-population and osteoporosis.

I love hiking and exploring and anything to do with the outdoors. Traveling is another thing I do quite often - I even did research in Costa Rica. It was on a island, off the coast...kinda like an amusement park and zoo in one, but then lots of people got eaten and it had to close. It was all because of some lazy greedy fat guy who I thought was eaten, but I swear I've seen him lately, but he's all thin now. I dunno.

You can purchase some of my photos through Design Pics, Inc. You'll also find them on other stock sites as well including Corbis and Jupiter Images.

Here's the Design Pics website:
www.designpics.com/

Just search for lizard, snake, or other keywords and you'll find them. I also license many of my photos by myself too. Drop me a line. I'll make you an offer you can't refuse....well, okay, you can refuse it if you want, but I'd be sad.

Oh, if you want to see my extremely talented sister's website, click here: www.lisagoldfarb.com It's really awesome!