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I hate these describe yourself boxes, as I can never think of anything interesting to say.
If I was an animal it would have to be something with wings as I reckon flying would be ace. I don't really fancy being a bird though as I like having hands and don't like the idea of a beak. That really leaves bats or insects. Insects get eaten by everything so they're right out of the question. So it looks like I'm left with being a bat. I reckon hanging around all day upside down would give me pins and needles in my feet, but the sonar type thing they have going on is pretty cool. Not sure I fancy eating moths & fruit as my diet though. Are bat monkeys real? If they were I would probably be one of them.