About Stevie-B  

Mr Aristæus says:
"Stevie says he wants to keep bees.
I support and encourage this worthwhile endeavor!
I'm Mr A and I approved this message."

grumbledog says:
"Years go at boarding school Stevie convinced me that it would be a fine idea to hide a badger in the Headmaster's croquet closet. Despite losing an eye, I think it was the most splendid moment of my boyhood, and I don't blame Stevie at all for not being able to attend the Expulsion Committee meeting. A football match indeed takes precedence over such trivial matters. Nor do I blame him for the collapse of my first marriage. If it hadn't been him it just would have been some other bloke, and I'm thankful that he exposed Claudette as the slattern she was. He's a good egg, Stevie is, and if he borrows a tenner from time to time and forgets to pay me back, it's only because he needs to buy more film."

mr peanut says:
"hello"

Chiacchierona says:
"Best admin EVAH!"

bluest_girl says:
""Stevie-B hasn't blocked me yet.""

xooorx says:
"Hi Stevie-B

Just a quick line to let you know how I am getting on with the memory foam mattress I ordered from Bedworld. In my case it has definitely been a worthwhile investment as I now get a more comfortable night's sleep and don't wake up with the early morning stiffness that is so familiar to arthritis sufferers. I'm sure that the fact that the mattress retains/increases ones body heat plays a big part in ensuring that I'm not in so much pain when I wake up and have no I hesitation in recommending memory foam mattresses and pillows to arthritis sufferers.

Thanks again for all your assistance and advice in helping me decide which mattress to order.

Best wishes

xooorx"

Luzy Falluzy says:
"The other paddling duck was Little Gary but, unlike the lovely Steve, he couldn't walk on water."

TrEjAcK. says:
"Actually, Stevie-B has always scared the pee out of me. But he does play guitar, so he can't be all bad."

tiffanyjbt... Joint Balaclava Taskforce says:
"I made a LOLDUCK for Mr. B once. He thusly forgot my name. I think I'm in love."

Ice Nine says:
"Rumour has it Stevie-B was one of a paddling of ducks.

Whether this rumour is true or not, well time only will tell - but in the interim we all better just enjoy his wit and photographic skills. Both of which are surpassed. Somewhere."

revertebrate says:
"Behold the duck.
It does not cluck.
A cluck it lacks.
It quacks.
It is specially fond
Of a puddle or pond.
When it dines or sups,
It bottoms ups.

(O. Nash)

Stevie is a pleasant fellow with a keen eye."

Pacdog says:
"Stevie-B Has a eye for something I'm just having a hard time putting a finger on it...."

Martino's doodles says:
"Without Stevie's rule we'd be stuck in extremes. Either eating our own excrement or painting each other toenails and crafting pasta jewellry (yawn).

Now for some cropping suggestions..."

honey.huckabee says:
"Stevie-B rules with an iron fist, this I know. He also makes lovely LOLcat photos and has a duck fetish, which is pretty cool if you ask me."

☻M€rcỲ☺ says:
"An adorable man into ducks. What more can I say?

Quack! :O)

I love him. (Just don't tell his lovely wife.)"

Cody Pomeroy says:
"One time, I carried Stevie B's mother's groceries all the way home from the store.

You know why?

It was out of respect."

calanan says:
"Partially Melted Ice Sculpture
Date: 2007-07-16, 10:58PM MDT

Made from animal free glacial water. We used this for my sister wives wedding last week and it is barely showing signs of melting. Perfect for a retirement party, or just make snow cones with this bad creation. I also have half of a wedding cake that I will through in.
Cheers!

* Location: West Jordan, UT
* it's ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests"

in my shoes says:
"Stevie-B means business... and while he welcomes comments on his pictures, you can stuff your crop suggestions up your arse. Thank you."

o! patric says:
"i left a crop suggestion once for stevie-b and i regret it to this day"

jakerome says:
"Stevie-B has shown a keen sense both of photography and as part of the shared dictatorship that is currently ruling the DMU. Although it is nearly certain that Dshalock's libertarian crusade will eventually replace the current regime and usher in an age of anarchy, Stevie-B is doing a good job holding things together until then."

slowburn♪ says:
"what's not to love about a guy who knows how to shoot a duck or a cat."

'SeraphimC says:
"Stevie B is not to be trifled with. Ever. Seriously."

Wendy Martyn says:
"Duck photographer, judge and barkeep and he excels at all three because he has a face that I trust."

Dreamtroll says:
"I dont recall anylonger the first photo I saw of Stevie-B work
but somhowe it grab my attension.
Since that I have gone through all hes pictures and
I have a great deal of them on my wall of favorits!
I am a great admirer of UK and its lovely people,
and Stevie-B, and hes picture from the lovely country side gives me great plesures!
I cant wait for him to go to the canal and shoot some narrowpictures too! (hint, hint)
Steevies respect for the English language and hes language use, is my best way to learn English!
I know Stevie-B to bee a brave and fair man!"

hampshiregirl says:
"I hereby certify that Stevie-B is a trilingual photographer as he mastered Duckish and Quackish in addition to his mother tongue. I met Stevie-B back when he worked as the UN officer for ducks. Stevie has an unquestionable ability to communicate with ducks and that's why all his duck pictures are such GREAT CAPTURES!"

Photomotion says:
"Stevie-B. What a swell bloke. I never met him personally but I think he must be from an island."

HE∀THCLIFF 'N C∀THY says:
"We enjoy Sir Stevie-B's commentary, especially when he lords over the DMU kangaroo court. He has a great sense of humor, and a perversely accurate sense of justice."

swissrolli says:
"Birds, birds, birds. This is what attacted me to Stevie-B's photography. Not a tit in sight though... imagine my disappointment. Still, he is handy with a truncheon."

01101001 01100001 01101110 says:
"I was so happy when Stevie-B won the award for Top Photographer in the county of Chumlingsworth back in 1927, Since then things have gone down hill, His camera equipment has was all stolen in the 50's and he is still saving up for a new camera. PLEASE send Stevie-B some money now."

♥ Nat hamlin says:
"Just ducky!"

Camster Factor says:
"The quintessential post-eccentric Englishman, Stevie-B's subtly neo-shamanic approach to photography and banter never fails to instill a quiet confidence in me that the ghouls and hobgoblins of modern life are still not winning outright. I am eternally grateful that he taught me how to drink Jaegermeister backwards whilst typing with my ankles."

♥ shhexycorin ♥ says:
"I want Stevie B to goose me, but he can't get his mind off the ducks."

zombizi says:
"Like some demented Keith Harris, Stevie B is tormented that his fame originated through an animal he now loathes...try as he might with photographs of flowers and sheep, medieval brigands and modern day drunks, landscapes and crowdscapes, his name will forever be synonymous with the Duck.

I pity the man, and I suggest you do too."

Thomas Hawk says:
"Sometimes at the office they call him duck boy. Most would take offense at that. But not Stevie, he likes it."

Big Vern - the original and best says:
"Some people say Stevie is all about drinking and ducks. I say 'what's wrong with that?'"

Menage a Moi says:
"Stevie-B's photography is big and clever. So's his drinking."

gladtoseeyourback / The Imp Returns says:
"A man after my own heart. Quack."

Pig Sty Avenue says:
"Don't be fooled, he's not all ducks."

zombizi prime says:
"Stevie B has (as they say) an excellent eye. His portraiture is thoughtful, his landscapes beautifully composed.

Have a look through his stream and you will see classic shot after classic shot - I love "Babe", "Gab", "That's your mum, that is", and most of all the two Suki shots "1990" and "2004".

Then there is the matter of his obsession - easy to gloss over, but perhaps I could suggest that in this, his duckwork, he manfully ploughs on with an admirable singlemindedness, a pursuit of a vision of the Anatidae that whilst most of us cannot share, we can at least appreciate."

Mr Normal says:
"Steve is a great lover of ducks. He drinks occasionally and had a motorcycle when he was sixteen. He's a mad nationalist bastard and probably kicks the homeless."

.Zickie. says:
"Now this man knows what the flick he's doing with a camera! His portraits are second to none. If he cooked duck the way he took pictures of them, he'd have a Michelin four star duck restaurant that's would put Jamie Oliver to shame."

Dshalock® the Libertarian Emperor of America says:
"Stevie-B is the man who introduced me to the extreamly addictive game of Mornington Crescent. A game that is simple to learn yet stunningly difficult to master. The duck pictures, and the wit and humor he brings to flickr are priceless. Now can I get a transfer to Waterloo Station please?"

BigFrank says:
"Though he has a penchant for waterfowl, Steve has an excellent compositional flare and his fowl pictures are second only to Audobon himself."

sexycorin says:
"Stevie won't give me any of his ducks. I don't know why, I'd treat them well and I make a lovely sticky glaze, so their skin would crisp up a treat.

I even said I'd invite him round for a bit of a nibble, but he declined.

Nevertheless, I love him dearly. The dear old duffer."

Elinesca says:
"Stevie-B is someone you should watch. His portraits are superb! Besides, he's really into ducks. He warms our hearts with his genuine shots of this elegant bird. Being his contact is one of the highest honors you may ever be awarded. May his duckontar long live!"