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i have had some people gripe and bitch about the length and detail of my profile. Ok then let me make a suggestion, grab a cup of coffee and a cigarette and kick back. If you do as i request and READ MY WHOLE PROFILE PRIOR TO ASKING TO BE MY FRIEND it will take a while so you might as well relax. Oh yes i smoke cigarettes and if you truly care about my health and length of life, then yes you can make comments about it. But due to the fact you are reading this for probably the first time, you don’t know me and couldn’t give a rats hairy ass about my health, you just wanna bitch about cigarettes and FUCK YOU! Oh let that be a hint, i am most often very direct and pull no punches. When i make a comment, it is made without the benefit of a teleprompter or consultation with my lawyers so once more if you don’t like what i say, or if i say something that pisses you off, oh well....

Now back to the profile :)

READ MY WHOLE PROFILE BEFORE YOU ASK TO BE A CONTACT, FRIEND OR FAMILY!!! TO PUT IT ANOTHER WAY, READ MY WHOLE PROFILE BEFORE YOU ASK TO BE A CONTACT, FRIEND OR FAMILY!!! i AM 21 YEARS 5 MONTHS AND 7 DAYS OLD AS OF MAY 20, 2008 A.D. so maybe the "flickr police" will leave my account alone! Also, my Loving Black Master gets pissed off when He sees me make friends with someone who makes me a "contact" only. Sorry kids if you don't understand but i live to please His desires first and mine second. In addition, if i attempt to add you as a friend/family and you not be desirious of the same please don't use the "block this person" button. If too many of those show up on an accout Flickr will close the account without any warning. Just let me know you don't want to be my friend. Upon being told you don't want to be my friend, i will close the request.

Now.... for all the Legal Beagles out there… This is an ADULT profile. If you are under 18, DON’T READ ANY MORE!!! If you are under 18 and you keep reading, you will grow hair on the palm of your hand, your eyelashes will fall out and you will forever have hemmoroids! Not just the little hemmoroids but those big ole nasty things that rub on your underwear and makes it almost impossible to set in a wooden chair for more than 2 seconds hemmoroids. Oh, did i mention boils? Yea, you will get those as well. (If you are a teenager, they look like giant zits and i have been told they hurt like hell!) Three will show up on your left ass cheek, one on your right. If you are a guy one will also suddenly appear on the shaft of your dick, right behind the head and on the underneath side. That way when you walk, it will rub on your balls and hurt all the time. When you try to jack off, the pain will be too much and you will have no choice but to stop. If you are an underage female, in addition to the afore mentioned boils, one will show up on your forehead. These will be recurring boils that always come back. Please heed the warnings. i was contacted by a 16 year old who read the warning and failed to stop. Before he finished the next paragraph the hair was already growing. Right out of the palm of his hand! It was horrible!

If you are an adult and if nudity, depictions of a sexual nature or adult content disturbs you, bothers you, upsets you, makes you uncomfortable, causes heart palpitations, aggravates your “athletes foot”, makes your Volvo run rough, makes the grass in your lawn turn brown, causes unwanted sexual excitement, or you might be afraid of your wife bedding a Black Bull, DO NOT GO ANY FARTHER. Instead go to Google and do an image search for flowers or puppies or some other such subject. No one can copy, retransmit or otherwise reproduce anything on this profile without the expressed written permission granted by the Commissioners of Major League Baseball, the National Football League, NASCAR, the National Basketball Association, the National Hockey League, the International Table Tennis Federation, the Professional International Sporting Society of Women’s Extreme Tetherball (P.I.S.S.W.E.T. for short), aw hail whatever group you wanna put in there. Actually if you want to add something to your faves, or copy, or whatever, it is cool with me. F#*k if i didn’t want Bulls to do tributes i wouldn’t post pics!!!
Hopefully all the lawyers are happy now! Blood sucking leaches!!! (OMG did I say that?)

ATTENTION FOLLOWERS OF ALLAH AND HIS HOLY PROPHET MOHAMMED!!!!
If you are a married Fundamental Muslim and you have gazed upon my nakedness, i am sure you felt lust in your heart for a woman other than your wife. You have committed a sin against Allah and His Holy Prophet Mohammed. If you are an unmarred Fundamental Muslum and you jacked-off as you gazed with lust upon my naked flesh you spilled your seed and you too have committed a sin against Allah and his Holy Prophet Mohammed. So... in either case, you must, to assure your place in rag-head heaven, go see your local Imam, confess your sin/s then eat a loaded pistol so you might answer in person to Allah for your sins.

i LIKE BLACK MEN, WOMEN OF ANY RACE, COUPLES OF ANY RACE WHERE THE WIFE IS BI AND AN OCCASIONAL MOUNTAIN GORILLA. (Sorry just a little humor. Speaking off humor i am thinking of a big white dick. Oh wait, there ain't such a thing LOL) Take note, if you are white and a male (?) go back and read the first statement in this paragraph. If you will notice there is NOTHING, IN THAT WHOLE SENTENCE that says i like, want, desire or crave white pinkie dicked little boys. You may think you're a man but if your peckers pink, stop and think. 'Cause unless your spending cash for me to dance at a party for you, IT AIN'T HAPPENING!

Oh, if you don't think i know what the white boys think, here is a Flickr-mail I received on May 21st. i think it is funny "If it was not for your white parents, you would not be on this planet sucking up my air. So you go and wear your slave ! CUNT!!! I would not let my white dick spume in, on ,nor anywere near you..." That was sent by demijohnpL who is aparently insecure about his manhood and that is okay. i don't give a rats ass if i piss you off. i am here for my Loving Black Master and that is all.


A little story here... READ IT BEFORE YOU ASK TO BE A CONTACT, FRIEND/FAMILY. There once was a lady who ate nothing but bread for her meals. One day she decided she no longer wanted white bread or whole wheat bread. She decided she only wanted Dark Rye bread because she liked the taste, the texture, the overall experience of consuming Dark Rye bread.

One small problem, when she went to the store to buy her bread, it all came in a plain brown wrapper. She had to open each one and see what type of bread it contained before she knew it was the Dark Rye bread she craved. Everyday she would filter thru the loaves until one day, she grew weary of the effort, in addition to running out of time, because the daily search left her too little time to do her other chores.

She eventually went to another bread store where they used labels on their bread even though it didn't taste as good, never to return to the original store. The moral of the story is... WHITE BOYS, i AM GETTING TIRED OF OPENING THE BREAD WRAPPER AND FINDING YOU ARE A SINGLE, WHITE, PENCIL PRICKED, ASSHOLE WHOSE MOM WAS HIS DADS SISTER AND WHO CAN'T READ BECAUSE YOU FLUNKED OUT OF 1ST GRADE 15 TIMES! YO, MORON PAY ATTENTION!!! EVENTUALLY i WILL GO TO ANOTHER BREAD STORE. AND PULL MY STUFF OFF HERE. i AM SURE OTHERS FEEL THE SAME WAY. READ THE PROFILE AND IF YOU DON'T QUALIFY GO THE HELL AWAY! IF YOU ARE UNABLE TO UNDERSTAND THE WORDS USED IN THIS PROFILE, CALL YOUR 18 YEAR OLD STEP-SISTER INTO THE ROOM AND HAVE HER READ IT FOR YOU. JUST BE AWARE IF SHE DOES READ THE PROFILE IT WILL CAUSE THE CURIOSITY FACTOR TO KICK IN AND BEFORE LONG SHE WILL NO LONGER BED YOU AS SHE TOO WILL BECOME ADDICTED TO SUPERIOR BLACK BULLS!

i WILL ONLY MAKE FRIENDS/FAMILY MEMBERS WITH BLACK MEN, BLACK WOMEN, WHITE WOMEN AND MARRIED COUPLES OF ANY RACE!

ALSO FOR THE WHITE GUYS… i do not care to see pictures of your thingie. If i want to play with a pencil i will go to Wal-Mart and buy one. Even if you tell me you resemble a Bull Moose, you still ain’t BLACK!!! To rephrase it, DO NOT WASTE MY TIME!

Last time i looked, Flickr was a photo SHARING site. So if you don’t have something to share, again, DO NOT WASTE MY TIME! i don't care about your time... No biggie to me but for the third time, DO NOT WASTE MY TIME!!! You can see by looking at my public groups what Iike. Several interracial groups, lesbian groups, family groups, that sort of thing but there are no HEY, DO ME I AM A WHITE GUY groups. Also if i see that dumb a**ed icon thingie when i open your profile POOOOOF!!! Your gone! If all you have are Web Pics and the like….mmmm…. let me see…. OH HAIL! i ALREADY GOT THE INTERNET. i CAN LOOK FOR AND DOWNLOAD THOSE MYSELF. Thanks for trying to help make a centralized depository for web pics but you should really try to set up your own domain for that. Maybe use something like…www.hey_I_have_all_the_copies_of_all_the_porno_pics_in_the_world.com Once you have collected every porno pic on the net call me at 1-800-ou812. Let me see... perhaps for the fourth time let me drop a hint....DO NOT WASTE MY TIME!!!!!


As for some bio information.... i am totally owned by a Loving Black Master who shares me with any Black Man who asks to use my holes. i was introduced to BBC 6 years ago and have grown to love it. i also learned of female love then as well. i dance at private parties in Southwest Missouri. Oh white boys, THERE is where you can talk to me...