I am the SquidTrolley... I care for no-one... one day I shall rule this Earth with an iron tenticle

My good friend has a flickr page too...

www.flickr.com/photos/whiteleaf/
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I think I'll let him live


long vid... but a good'un on Vimeo


trailer for next weeks mega tour! on Vimeo

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    Ice Nine says:

    "Keep out of reach of children.
    Do not store in direct sunlight, above 40ºC or near sources of ignition.
    If swallowed, do not induce vomiting, drink copious amounts of vodka and call your local immediately.
    If contact with skin should occur, rub vigorously.
    In the event of contact with eyes, remove visual aids and increase contrast."

    14th December, 2006

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    maddog. says:

    "grown from the spine of a rare Oscarian Diplodocus plant, the squiddery is long and feathery like a palm tree.
    Typically vociferous and shambolic in nature, it's mane secretes the dreaded tomtom billywag, which mesmerises it's foe before larval implantation.

    Partial to sporadic wigwamming."

    10th December, 2006

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    House of the Rising Cake (still Surly) says:

    "mmmmmmm...Squidillyiscious. Yummy tentacled sliminess. I quietly long for the squirt squirt of your inky black Squid nectar. I will dip my pen in it and write you a sonnet.

    Ode to Squiddo. A squeeze of lemon and you're irresistible. Flick flick."

    1st December, 2006

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    ♥ shhexycorin ♥ says:

    "You can grow cress in his man juice, you know."

    1st December, 2006

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    revertebrate says:

    "Squiddo is amazing. Not only is he an artist extraordinaire, but he's quite tasty battered and deepfried served with a side of tzatziki. I jest. He's actually better grilled.

    Kidding........kidding.

    He is actually a demi-god of sorts."

    22nd November, 2006

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    5olly says:

    "mad or weird. you decide."

    7th November, 2006

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    park it here says:

    "I heart Squid because Squid wrote my very first testimonial! I am delirious with joy!"

    30th October, 2006

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    SuperEvilBrian says:

    "Jesus fuckhole.
    Squidder knows you want to smell at it, asshats."

    29th October, 2006

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    ennuipartie says:

    "there are 3 things i love about squiddles.
    1) he's a fucking squid
    b) he doesn't care that i am terrible in mathematics."

    26th September, 2006

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    delicious aloysius says:

    "someone has beat on squid with a charming stick.

    it's terrifying. and...enchanting.

    you've been warned."

    14th September, 2006

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    D. Bjorn, Catchin' Up says:

    "Perhaps -- someday -- my name will be a part of his name. Until then, I'll just enjoy his humor."

    4th September, 2006

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    Totalvoyew says:

    "I cannot wrap my head around this one"

    22nd August, 2006

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    squacco says:

    "Oh Squiddy is so dishy,
    Though he smell a little fishy,
    And he lives in the deep blue sea
    (Although I'm not really sure how that works with internet access, tbh)"

    22nd August, 2006

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    Buster Pickles says:

    "this one time?
    kel and i?
    had a baby.

    we named it squidtrolley.

    i taught him everything i know about the ladies.

    he has much to learn about the ladies."

    22nd August, 2006

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    ninaduckling says:

    "he's got sucky fingers. he calls 'em tentacles but i like to think of them as fingers."

    22nd August, 2006

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    SeenyaRita says:

    "squidtrolley is a highly original squid. i am not sure if he is a giant squid but he is larger than life to me. and he draws very well for having so many arms. without him my days wouldn't be as warm and squidly."

    2nd August, 2006

Name:
Squid Trolley
Joined:
June 2006
I am:
Other and Open
Occupation:
Squid