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Testimonials"ZOUNDS! I hereby denounce her a charlatan and throw her back to the Stygian slime from whence she came forth!" "Why is the Earth round? Is there life on Mars? How big is a black hole? How big was the bang? Does it really matter, when you're flying to the moon with squacco" "she's got those upsidedown eyes that disappear when she laughs... a boy couldn't ask for anything more" "squacc oh! at first, i refused to believe she was real... but after a while the haggis... then i knew. my life would never be the same again. i find myself waiting for whats next from her. she facinates me. sometimes i think she might like me...just a bit...maybe. but i must confess, i love her lot's and lot's. i hope she approves of this testi! *hopeful face*" "not only is squacco one of my favorite people on the planet, she also has some of the coolest pics around. every time she posts i find myself wishing we lived closer to one another. her stream is full of cooty coot cootness, masked knitters, scenes from Lost, nuclear bunkers, pandas, boardgames, flying zebras, safes full of mysterious treasures and hijinks with her fun friends such as flying, cartwheels and dare devilish stunts. what's not to love?" "really cutsie with animal photos undoutably keeps them ! a come back freand eh cooo eee" "I never wrote squacco a testimonial until now. Because I was scared I'd accidentally mention the Internal Affairs investigation. But now it seems she's told the world. I'm a better woman for having known her." "Squacco and I met while she was training for an attempt to swim the English Channel and I was hire on as a cuttlefish trainer. It seems she had this theory that hoards of fast moving squid could precede her, and she could draft Nascar style in their wake. Early successes gave us hope that Squacco would become the first person to swim the channel aided by cephalopods, but a tragic calamari accident involving a deep fryer and some really good marinara devastated the squid team we had assembled. They were damn tasty though. When asked for comment, Squacco said simply, "I've learned to be careful about saying nobody ever gives me testimonials anymore."" "a 'squacco' is a haughty wench - and that's a good thing, in her case... or something like that" "a great being from the north!!! all hail squacco and all her likenesses!!!" "Acheiving a nesting status above most, Squacco has always endeared and invigorated the annals of This and That, often bringing tidings of the insesbvbncjkfjgkhjkhbn. And she cooks a mean omlette too." "seleniumhorseynun was loved by many and will be missed. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. The pubs are still open, however, so it's not all bad news." "She's all that but also everything this and all next week. Greatest accomplishment: created her own generic top-level domain (gTLD) but won't let anyone register." "I asked her to sail away with me, to another world. She said we could ride it together. So we did." "I don't know who the hell Nancy is, but she's like a can of sassiness that has exploded all over flickr." "Being your slave what should I do but tend Upon the hours, and times of your desire? I have no precious time at all to spend; Nor services to do, till you require. Nor dare I chide the world without end hour, Whilst I, your aardvark, watch the clock for you, Nor think the bitterness of absence sour, When you have bid your servant once adieu; Nor dare I question with my jealous thought Where you may be, or your affairs suppose, But, like a sad slave, stay and think of nought Save, where you are, how happy you make those. So true a fool is love, that in your will, Though you do anything, he thinks no ill." |