About Smoobs  

xxzzmonkeyboy says:
"I think Sam cooks a pretty mean Mackerel down on the beach and has many more talents than first meet the eye. She also has curves to die for."

maxymus says:
"Thinking of Smoobs gives me a cosy glow, she's got a damn fine eye that I envy and a laugh that I can't help but join. She's lucky to be pretty and talented, wind under you wings m'lady xx"

Bettina says:
"Sam has a wonderful rapport with people of all ages, especially children. Her ability to connect with both, her students and her talent is truly superior.
She has excellent written and verbal communication skills, is extremely organized, reliable and computer literate. Raisins make her fart like a mule. I recommend Sam to you without reservation.
Well - apart from that one.
Yours sincerely, Bettina"