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Allow me to take a break from my novella on post-feminism in the lumbering industry -- a subject that can only be properly explained by the care and storage of hardwoods through vivid pictures of lawn ornaments. So here's what you need to know:

• I am thirty-one, did I mention that I'm single? No, well that too, despite the fact I have no idea what the word 'single' means...hmph

• I like large cookies with 'I LOVE YOU BUB' scrawled across it every fiscal year

• I like Dionne Warwick --(the Burt Bacharach, ´Have You Been To San Jose´ Dionne -- NOT the ´That´s What Friends Are For´ -- Psychic Network, Dionne).

• I have strong feelings toward the need for segregated bathrooms in rural gas stations

• I respect my mother by wearing clothes just like her(mostly capri pants and frumpy hats).

• I like to spend many hours driving around looking for free wifi internet, even though I don´t own a laptop and I occasionally ask, 'what's a computer?'

• AND YES, I do feel the desire to buy myself a large cookie, with ´I LOVE YOU, BUB´ scrawled across it, at the beginning of every fiscal year.

No matter what, just remember, when you choose Oak, you´ve chosen the hardwood of Queens.