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What does "scomedy" mean? Plainly and simply, it could be figured out by the following algebra problem: scott + comedy = scomedy.

My art is all original. Yes, I borrow images from the WWW, but then I redo them with PhotoShop Elements, MS Paint, and Paint.net. Keep in mind that I'm a PhotoShop amateur, so if something looks imperfect, that's why.

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Below, you will find an interview Scott participated in. The interviewer was Dixon Sider from "The Chowder," KLAM-FM in Los Angeles...


Questioner: Are you gay?
Scott: No, I'm not very happy at all.

Q: Are you dumb?
S: No, my hearing is just fine.

Q: What about stupid? Are you stupid?
S: No, but I am stupefied by that incredible mane of armpit hair you possess.

Q: Do you think you're ugly?
S: No, I'm Scott Lee.

Q: Are you well-read?
S: No, I'm half-White and Half-Yellow.

Q: Which half if Yellow; which part?
S: I'm Yellow from the waist down.

Q: What college did you go to?
S: I went to the School of Hard Cocks.

Q: You meant the School of Hard Knocks, surely, right?
S: No, and don't call me "Shirley Wright."

Q: What was your major?
S: I majored in major depression.

Q: Was the curriculum hard?
S: Everything's hard at the School of Hard Cocks.

Q: No, I meant was it difficult?
S: Hell yes! Have you ever experienced a 6-hour erection?

Q: What was your greatest accomplishment at the School of Hard Cocks?
S: I had a statue erected.

Q: Ha-ha...from the waist down?
S: No...at the Student Union Building.

Q: When did you lose your virginity?
S: I prefer to call it my "innocence."

Q: Why?
S: Because I didn't give the 3 guys permission.

Q: Oh, I'm sorry for the touchy question.
S: It's okay; sex is a touchy thing.

Q: No, I meant I didn't know you were violated.
S: I wasn't violated. Myself and 3 guys got drunk one night, and we just fucked around -- literally.

Q: I heard a rumor that you were in 12-Step.
S: Feelings aren't facts, and stop engaging in gossip.

Q: So, are you a 12-Stepper?
S: I don't like how you changed the subject. In fact, I don't like change period.

Q: Do you think you're fat?
S: Only with a "Ph."

Q: What's your opinion on so-called "green jobs"?
S: I prefer blue jobs.

Q: What are "blue jobs"?
S: Blow and hand jobs.

Q: Seriously, what about green jobs?
S: I think marijuana dealers have a place in this society.

Q: Do you prefer Fruity Pebbles or Cheerios?
S: Being that I'm not gay, neither.

Q: How did you get into art?
S: I was inspired by a guy named Art.

Q: Do you have any last words for us?
S: Yeah, where's this mic been? It smells like ass.

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