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Drunken Monkey's photostream
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"A portrait is not a likeness. The moment an emotion or fact is transformed into a photograph it is no longer a fact but an opinion. There is no such thing as inaccuracy in a photograph. All photographs are accurate. None of them is the truth".
- Richard Avedon
"I'm always happy its just that sometimes my face doesn't show it".
- Sam Smith
This set is a work in progress, and the thing I'm proudest of here. Although it hasn't been updated for a while.
I take my cameraphone with me everywhere. I have a Canon DSLR and sometimes I use a real camera for proper photography.
Photos of Drunken Monkey (2)
Drunken Monkey's favorite photos from other Flickr members (684)
Contacts (187)
Groups (50)
- Bad Pub Carpet 16 photos, 8 members
- Canon EF-S 55-250 f4-5.6 IS 56,413 photos, 4,079 members
- pics Inside the human mouth 573 photos, 691 members
- One Strobe Pony 53,207 photos, 7,567 members
- I Ate This 459,911 photos, 25,251 members
- Rammstein in the world 2,853 photos, 599 members
- A bit like Behind the Gare Saint-Lazare 10 photos, 12 members
- Sigma 30mm f/1.4 EX DC HSM 62,210 photos, 4,568 members
- lost (g)loves & smitten mittens 26 photos, 25 members
- Library Signage 3,008 photos, 483 members
- pinkpop 1,708 photos, 102 members
- from inside travelling 39 photos, 15 members
- Sheffield Hallam images 1,104 photos, 698 members
- Canon EF 50mm f1.8 138,501 photos, 11,697 members
- Rolleiflex SL 35/350/M/ME/E Group 1,760 photos, 273 members
- Create Your Own Planets 14,713 photos, 4,855 members
- LoFi Reproduction 43 photos, 8 members
- UK Supermarket Uniforms 57 photos, 1,353 members
- Inverness and Inverness-shire 9,238 photos, 356 members
- Sigma 10-20 35,485 photos, 2,874 members
- Canon EF-S 18-55mm 3.5-5.6 Kit Lens 42,222 photos, 3,434 members
- ALL CATS ALLOWED!!! 190,078 photos, 17,329 members
- ALL CATS ^..^ NO PEOPLE -- SHOW US YOUR SLEEPlNG KlTTlES! 202,150 photos, 25,794 members
- Canon EOS 450D (aka Rebel XSi & Kiss Digital x2) 218,925 photos, 8,150 members
- Canon EOS Digital Rebel XSi - Canon EOS 450D 266,133 photos, 8,523 members
- Graspop 2009 285 photos, 19 members
- Prague Street Photography 2,344 photos, 326 members
- TiltShiftMaker photos 19,214 photos, 7,064 members
- Low res chickens with 1000 views, 7 faves and 250+ comments 5 photos, 10 members
- i ♥ Savvo 9 photos, 8 members
- 1500 views + 60 faves - Quality AND Quantity 2,515 photos, 667 members
- Low Res Digital Camera Collection 341 photos, 97 members
- Church of Photography in Yorkshire [CoPY] 78 photos, 61 members
- First Flickr Photo 35 photos, 33 members
- Musicals 4,416 photos, 359 members
- Kid Acne 535 photos, 108 members
- SHUFA (sheffield hallam university: flickrers anonymous) 1,529 photos, 57 members
- World War Z - The Walking ~{photographic}~ Dead 623 photos, 121 members
- MARP 349 photos, 64 members
- Complaint Department 238 photos, 123 members
- Iron Maiden 3,392 photos, 617 members
- ShotGlass 179 photos, 47 members
- Brainweather was terminated. We take the ... TOS very seriously. 2,210 photos, 63 members
- outallnight - the Mark Lomas Project 31 photos, 11 members
- Have you met Mafleen ? 35 photos, 25 members
- NoMeansNo 1,396 photos, 177 members
- KeyChainCams 2,238 photos, 187 members
- Pubs U.K. & Eire....(Public houses, inns and bars) 12,746 photos, 673 members
- Lox, gravlax, smoked salmon, saumon fumé,salmón ahumado 1,089 photos, 190 members
- DO YOU ROCK? HOOK 'EM HORNS! 337 photos, 203 members
Testimonials (17)
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ghostbore says:
"DM once saved an entire nest of South American wallowcocks from a out of control bulldozer while on vacation in the Southwest part of Colorado, these rare birds where later studied at the Central Newark Institute of Medical Aviantology by the great Dr. Phineas Rupe, who's only daughter, Jessica, sat behind me on a slow bus ride to the museum of Dr. Pepper in Waco, Texas. As she lazily traced figure eights with her pencil on the backpack I was wearing, I felt my ears become warm and eyes melt into my cheeks; but lately all he does is take good pictures."
19th August, 2008
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dr_sponge says:
"We all know what happens if you give a thousand monkeys a thousand typewriters and a thousand years. Sammy has done the very same experiment, only with bottles of liquor instead of typewriters.
And he doesn't snore at all."25th July, 2008
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Mr SUBSONIX™ says:
"PRIMATE + BOOOOOOOOOZE + LOW RES = DRUNKEN MONKEY"
21st July, 2008
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s2art says:
"DM, photographs, cocktails. Alcohol, is the main stay in any good photographer's kit, thereby putting in the league of gentlemen. Just don't get in a taxi with him.
But what is the connection between Beaker [of the Muppets Fame] and DM, I'm guessing it's a secret call sign for MI6.
*This message will self destuct in....
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gish700 says:
"Drunken Monkey likes my packaging, and I have to say, his ain't so bad either."
22nd March, 2007
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that's MR. POPLABS says:
"We all know of Drunken Monkey's finesse with liquid. It is his pure and unadulterated appreciation of an Hungarian KISS cover band that puts him and his pictures culturally miles ahead of any of us."
16th March, 2007
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polly.jayne says:
"Sometimes when you first meet someone it's as if you've known them forever.
Reincarnation, anyone?"15th March, 2007
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ninaduckling says:
"he's the dogs bollocks.
(x)"23rd November, 2006
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Thunderchild7 says:
"He's the top Banana!
He's A Monkey, A Monkey Barman, A Monkey Barman Photographer, a drunken monkey barman photographer with style grace and panache.
Plotting to take over the planet from his Secret Hill Top Lair one Cocktail at a time."21st November, 2006
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dmarsh451 says:
"Drunken Monkey lives in a world of pretty liquids. These liquids are so pretty they will take your breath away and put the hammer to your silly inhibitions. I mean, I would write this with my top off if it wasn't so damn cold today. Drunken Monkey also takes pictures of people like he likes them. Not everyone around here can do that. So I appreciate Drunken Monkey's pictures and the mixed drinks set...let a smile be your paper umbrella."
24th September, 2006
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Lord_of_the_Flies says:
"Something rude or nasty about DM? Is there any other kind of comment to make about this elitist, power-plant-know-it-all liberal snob? He's so far out there in la-la land, he makes the pacifists in the Liberal Democrats look like the Hitler Youth!
But he does have one snazzy mobile phone."20th September, 2006
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kiss kiss bang bang says:
"DM tells it like it is, (just wait til he leaves a comment on your photo) and for a photographer, he sure knows how to drink! (or so I've been told)"
4th September, 2006
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Trois Têtes (TT) says:
""Do you remember the light-box my dad pinched from the hospital that I used to put my demijohn bong on?"
Drunken Monkey takes interesting pictures - there are lots of people on flickr who do that. His comments however are in a league of their own."8th August, 2006
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Jakes_World says:
"I have no clue what monkey bollocks are, but I can say DM runs with the big dogs.. and does it well. In fact, these dogs adore him. but won't specifically tell me why. Is he feeding them? And if so, why?"
7th August, 2006
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Paint Monkey says:
"He's the Monkey's bollocks and doesn't mind drinking with the dogs."
4th August, 2006
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sudoku says:
"drunken monkey serves his cocktails with a dose of humor and extra alcohol. for a drunk photographer, his shots are amazingly well focused. be careful though, he just might eat your brain!"
28th January, 2006
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brendadada says:
"My favourite bar monkey, he makes daquiris worth drowning in. More limes please!"
21st November, 2005
- Name:
- DM
- Joined:
- December 2004
- Hometown:
- Newcastle upon Tyne
- Currently:
- Sunny Sheffield, UK
- I am:
- Male and Taken
- Occupation:
- Mobile Telecomms
- Website:
- Its not a trick













