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About Drunken Monkey
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I'm Slim Shady I'm the real Slim Shady. The other Slim Shadys have gone to play tennis. I'm Male and Taken.
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Testimonials"DM, photographs, cocktails. Alcohol, is the main stay in any good photographer's kit, thereby putting in the league of gentlemen. Just don't get in a taxi with him. But what is the connection between Beaker [of the Muppets Fame] and DM, I'm guessing it's a secret call sign for MI6. *This message will self destuct in.... 5 4 3 ........." "We all know of Drunken Monkey's finesse with liquid. It is his pure and unadulterated appreciation of an Hungarian KISS cover band that puts him and his pictures culturally miles ahead of any of us." "Sometimes when you first meet someone it's as if you've known them forever. Reincarnation, anyone?" "He's the top Banana! He's A Monkey, A Monkey Barman, A Monkey Barman Photographer, a drunken monkey barman photographer with style grace and panache. Plotting to take over the planet from his Secret Hill Top Lair one Cocktail at a time." "We all know what happens if you give a thousand monkeys a thousand typewriters and a thousand years. Sammy has done the very same experiment, only with bottles of liquor instead of typewriters." "Drunken Monkey lives in a world of pretty liquids. These liquids are so pretty they will take your breath away and put the hammer to your silly inhibitions. I mean, I would write this with my top off if it wasn't so damn cold today. Drunken Monkey also takes pictures of people like he likes them. Not everyone around here can do that. So I appreciate Drunken Monkey's pictures and the mixed drinks set...let a smile be your paper umbrella." "Something rude or nasty about DM? Is there any other kind of comment to make about this elitist, power-plant-know-it-all liberal snob? He's so far out there in la-la land, he makes the pacifists in the Liberal Democrats look like the Hitler Youth! But he does have one snazzy mobile phone." "DM tells it like it is, (just wait til he leaves a comment on your photo) and for a photographer, he sure knows how to drink! (or so I've been told)" ""Do you remember the light-box my dad pinched from the hospital that I used to put my demijohn bong on?" Drunken Monkey takes interesting pictures - there are lots of people on flickr who do that. His comments however are in a league of their own." "I have no clue what monkey bollocks are, but I can say DM runs with the big dogs.. and does it well. In fact, these dogs adore him. but won't specifically tell me why. Is he feeding them? And if so, why?" "drunken monkey serves his cocktails with a dose of humor and extra alcohol. for a drunk photographer, his shots are amazingly well focused. be careful though, he just might eat your brain!" |