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I live in Second Life, a virtual world of avatars, exploring and adventures.....~~~~.... I am a vampire, have blue hair, play guitaR, fragile, broken, scarred..... square peg in a round hole, loner, an echo, made of wisps and shadows ~.~~~~~.... love tattoos ~~#

~.~~~BoRn to PleASe TaUgHt to TeASe..~~~.~.

I shave my legs,
I sit down to pee.
And I can justify
Any shopping spree.

Don't go to a barber,
But a beauty salon.
I can get a message
Without a hard-on.

I can balance the cheque book,
I can pump my own gas.
Can talk to my friends,
About the size of my ass.

My beauty's a damn-it,
And yes, it takes long.
At least I can admit,
To others when I'm wrong.

I don't drive in circles,
At any cost.
And I don't have a problem,
Admitting I'm lost.

I never forget,
An important date.
You just gotta deal with it,
I'm usually late.

I don't watch movies,
With lots of hardcore.
Don't need instant replay,
To remember the score.

I won't lose my hair,
I don't get jock itch.
And just cause I'm boss,
Don't call me a bitch.

Don't say to your friends,
Oh yeah, I can get her.
In your dreams, my dear,
I can do better!

Flowers are okay,
But jewelry's best.
Look at me, stupid...
Not at my chest????

I don't have a problem,
With expressing my feelings.
I know when you're lying,
You look at the ceiling.

I am what I am
I might even get rough
don’t care what you think
cos I’m nobodys fluff!