I just wanna be your dog

I live in the Highlands of Scotland

I love my friends and smite my enemies

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I just changed my Ipod battery and its up to 6 hours again!
Someone once wrote a song about me
I play drums & bass
I have been shot at twice (that I know of)
I'm Dyslexic (sorry if I messed up your testimonial)
My first true love was Debby Harry (or possible Kate Bush.. or Sharon from School)

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I have slept in a wigwam - 3 times actually
I was the only person to every appear live Gus Honeybun (you may need to google that)
I have been to KGB headquarters in Moscow
I talk to cows
I once asked Uma Thurman back to my flat. She said no.
I have flown a plane (not very far)
I ran away from home at the age of 10 by hiding in the back of a truck
I snore sometimes
I once set fire to my foot (amendment.. twice set fire to my foot)
I have turned the launch key of a nuclear missile
I know stuff
All of the above is true (... apart from one thing)

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Currently listening to: Sing to God (Cardiacs, As Heard On Radio Soulwax Part 3 (2 Many Dj's) and History De Melody Nelsonr (Serge Gainsbourg)


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    Tamishir says:

    "variety, Aaron, fun, trips, ..these are something Tim reminds me...
    i have to say i enjoy every time i read from him."

    28th December, 2007

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    Mr Luke Harby says:

    "I really didn't like 403, I'm not sure about 405 yet, but 404 is going really well."

    20th August, 2007

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    musicmuse_ca says:

    "Don't let his photos of abandoned buildings, local cows and semi-naked self-portraits fool you. He is really here just to post pictures of his son and share the joys of fatherhood with us all.

    And we love him for it."

    24th July, 2007

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    Mr_7 says:

    "One of the finest photographers on flickr i think i've ever unwittingly stumbled across, and to think i wrote this without mentioning the cows. Argh Dammit!"

    27th February, 2007

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    rajue says:

    "Tim is a former KGB spy who now lives in Scotland. The fact that he talks to cows and makes really beautiful photos of them, obviously proves that he's (over-educated and) indeed a real artist.

    With your name on his buddy-list a weekly dose of finest humor and Punk Rock is guaranteed! Thanks mate, and flickr on!!!"

    23rd February, 2007

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    The GC Four says:

    "amazing photos, amazing guy. AND he's slept in wigwams! CRAZY I TELL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!"

    22nd December, 2006

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    Dalmatica says:

    "Crazy Scotsman who shoots cows and fake corpses. Sees sperm instead of spoons. Has the best profile shot on flickr. Makes me laugh."

    8th December, 2006

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    Kent Johnson says:

    "Pictures telling stories. Now thats what I like about Tim's shots.

    (Not as easy as you might think.)"

    24th September, 2006

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    Noli Novak (F/K/A Fant) says:

    "He cooks.
    Nuff said."

    29th June, 2006

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    LauraKiora says:

    "Sometimes when I'm weary, I come here and travel the world.."

    26th May, 2006

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    Matilde B. says:

    "404 is loving photographer, his adorable sense of humor is present in every picture he takes. He is a dear friend, funny, handsome and a super sexy hardworking baby, oh and most of all he must be great cook! My favorite!"

    26th May, 2006

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    M.kalida/ says:

    "Crazy moo and jebus loving photographer, caring friend, sexy beast and all together... unique creature!hugs Tim!"

    2nd February, 2006

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    Annene von Durchgerockt says:

    "These days everyone knows everything about everybody, but this man is able to share visually and verbally and still remain deliciously enigmatic.

    PS: He's obviously really fucking smart but not compelled to show off "too" much, plus he's a 100% pure punkrock "cool as fuck" er."

    9th September, 2005

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    Funny Fish says:

    "He has the fastes car, the scariest gun, the proudest chicken, the widest county, the messiest workshop, the cutest angels, the smallest fox, the bestest taste and the purest humor! Project 404 has the biggest heart, were all this fits into, and thats what I like about him!"

    1st July, 2005

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