and now, for some completely random "i" statements, and a few that aren't:

i really am a girl. i am 23 24 25 26 27 28. i just got was recently am happily married to a wonderful man, my best friend in the world. i never went to college. i’ll probably still go to college eventually. i have a job. i moved to milwaukee about 1 2 3 4 5 year years ago to escape the country. about 3 4 5 years later, i'm back in the country (but not the same one i came from) and loving it once more. i’m a dog person. i have a german shepherd named mason - i call him my son with fur, and i've had him since he was 6 weeks old. on june 25th, 2011, we brought another bundle of joy to our family - samuel alexander, the collie. i like cats, too - just not enough to own one ever again. coffee is my lifeblood…if i could, i would inject it. daisies are my favorite flowers. yes, i really do play the flute. music itself is a large part of my life. i have an affection for vintage cameras and hope to have a big collection of them someday. photography is merely a hobby i sort of dabble in. i wish i had the means to make it more. i'm still learning how to use my nikon D60. i don’t have myspace/facebook/twitter. i mock people who are on myspace/facebook/twitter. i’ll probably end up joining myspace/facebook/twitter eventually. i don’t like beer. at all. moms tend to really love me. my mom is my best friend. i have three older brothers, and no sisters (except for a newly acquired sister-in-law). i am not daddy’s little girl. i love chocolate almost as much as i love coffee. i’m a perfectionist. i don’t really like roses that much, i think they're horribly overrated. i love ethnic foods. although i never could develop a taste for indian food. i hate it when people mess up ‘your’ and ‘you’re’, and ‘there’ and ‘their’ and ‘they’re,' and 'to' and 'too' and 'two.' i don’t really have a favorite color. i won’t ask you to get me tampons from the store. i have a love for oldies and classic rock that most people my age don’t have. my musical tastes themselves tend to verge on the eclectic. i hate soap operas. i'm an expert procrastinator. i have been to europe. i will travel overseas again in the future. i don’t have any crazy ex’s. in my world, cheating is unforgivable. i am barefoot as often as possible. in the winter, i wear socks. i am a pretty good cook. i really really love to clean when i’m in the right mood. i’m a night owl. i am not a jealous person. i know how to change my car’s oil. as well as a tire. i don’t watch much tv at all. i don’t care about the latest hollywood gossip. i’m half irish and half german. i don’t mix my alcohol. i’m pretty low maintenance. this doesn’t mean i don’t like to look nice. i bathe daily…sometimes twice. vanilla is my favorite scent, and many people know me by it. i hate shoe shopping. i tend to be kind and generous to a fault. it takes a whole lot to upset me, so in the rare event that it does happen, it's a really big deal. i read books for pleasure. i'm trying very, very hard to quit smoking. i’m not a big fan of vegetables. i have broken a bone. i’m not athletic in the least. i absolutely adore toe socks. i believe that pinky swears still mean something. i really hate shoe shopping. i don’t have any enemies that i'm aware of. i give excellent massages, but also expect them in return. i dislike gold…all of my jewelry is silver or something else besides gold (except for my white gold wedding ring set). i'm very good at baking. i don’t like capital letters, they disrupt the flow of the words. i don't have any piercings i have a navel piercing, and my ears are pierced. i don’t have any tattoos. i would like to get a tattoo eventually. i don’t really want kids, but that may change sometime in the distant future i'm much more open to the idea of kids than i used to be. i’m the most loyal person you’ll ever meet. my friendliness is often mistaken as flirting. i won’t get mad if you leave the toilet seat up. i won’t interrupt you while you’re watching sports, unless it’s really important. if i say i’m going to do something, i will do it - though sometimes this is not as quickly as you would prefer. i’m pretty good at making people laugh. humor is my coping mechanism. i believe in karma. i’ve been known to do laundry at one in the morning. if society didn't dictate i must wear shoes in certain instances, i would never wear shoes. i don’t gossip about people, and don’t butt my nose into other people’s business. my family will always come first. i like to drive fast. i have never done drugs, and swore a long time ago i never will. i’m a great listener. i hate romance novels. i know how to play pool pretty well. i don’t drink much, but i can probably still drink you under the table. i think tests should be required before people are allowed to procreate. i didn’t vote for george bush. or gore. or obama. or mccain. bugs don’t bother me, but i am an arachnophobiac (in the most technical and psychologically correct dictionary sense of the term). i don’t listen to the radio as much as possible. i hated napoleon dynamite. i sometimes wish i had the ambition to write poetry again. i’m pretty spontaneous. i don’t like to depend too much on other people. i love going to the symphony. i watch the symphony with my eyes closed. i'm extremely open minded. appendicitis is the single worst pain i have experienced thus far in my entire life.


i no longer have a pro account. i can no longer afford it (or, if you prefer, it's a luxury that is not all that high on my priority list of "things i'm okay with wasting money on"). if some kind and thoughtful person should think of gifting me a pro account, think again and give it to someone who needs it. i simply don't require one - there are loads of others who would get far more use and benefit out of it than i ever would.

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