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By strategically appying 1950s cold-storage ideals and gender polarities to a post-millennial worldline, messages in road art that point to the imminent departure of all Rapture Heads can (with enough Armagnac) be readily deciphered.
I'm a reference librarian--and this occupation continuously reminds me how little I know.
Photos of pastorfuture (6)
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- Life Forms with Dictionaries & Sauruses 45 photos, 19 members
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- My Kinda Country Music 1,467 photos, 74 members
- Worst photo of YOU ever! 9 photos, 13 members
- Accordéon / Boest an diaoul ...."boîte du diable" ! 3,753 photos, 341 members
- the record collective. 30,507 photos, 1,062 members
- Banjo 1,877 photos, 372 members
- 80s Revival 1,651 photos, 166 members
- Vinyl Babes on the Phone 44 photos, 22 members
- On The Phone. 84 photos, 39 members
- It's the End of the World (as we know it) 2,622 photos, 445 members
- Things that make you say "huh?" 272 photos, 33 members
- The Return Of The Tetanus Rictus Grin 38 photos, 8 members
- Vintage Jet Set 424 photos, 287 members
- You Lounge While I Kneel [Vintage] 55 photos, 100 members
- Wow that's a bad thumbnail. 815 photos, 113 members
- Marguerite Patten-Frightening Food Images 125 photos, 159 members
- Cats in Sinks 1,095 photos, 589 members
- pictures of the television 5,256 photos, 618 members
- televisions 427 photos, 154 members
- Futurama-rama 132 photos, 113 members
- The Fake Crow Club 123 photos, 44 members
- Cigars 3,319 photos, 987 members
- I Ate This 460,465 photos, 25,254 members
- Found Photos 11,739 photos, 468 members
- How Post-Modern Of You! 389 photos, 157 members
- It was the best party ever ! 216 photos, 62 members
- Wonderfully Hideous 939 photos, 147 members
- Cha Cha Cha Records 109 photos, 23 members
- Cowboy Outfits 3,949 photos, 707 members
- That 80s Guy- That 80s Gal 608 photos, 130 members
- Blue-Q Group 259 photos, 156 members
- *Book Sniffers* 15,645 photos, 1,440 members
- Witches! (because there's a little witch in every woman) 3,414 photos, 792 members
- A Charlatan in Paris - French Kitsch and Retro Items 522 photos, 132 members
- Coverpop 28 photos, 10 members
- Sad chairs 1,433 photos, 271 members
- World Dominating Instructions (WDI) 460 photos, 83 members
- Vintage Modernism 1,283 photos, 267 members
- Crime & Mystery Covers 10,384 photos, 267 members
- sleeveface 4,117 photos, 2,506 members
- Lovely 70s Girls 737 photos, 336 members
- Black Style 399 photos, 196 members
- Fragments From Found Images..also TV, Movie, & Comic Frames 1,025 photos, 282 members
- yellow clothes 2,779 photos, 229 members
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- Tacky Christianity 345 photos, 109 members
Testimonials (6)
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rj.tempest. says:
"I'm still waiting for the money for my dry cleaning bills....the number of trousers I have ruined laughing at Pastors comments, you wouldn't believe it.
This man has no shame."8th May, 2009
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addadada says:
"The absolutely biting comments make it a treat to visit PASTORFUTURE's incredibly vast collections of tasteless album covers! (For those who have not tried, it is VERY difficult to photograph a phonograph cover!) PASTORFUTURE photographs the photos them perfectly and professionally! A fun time assured..."
23rd January, 2009
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flamenconut says:
"Wickedly funny remarks, and superbly entertaining wordsmithery. Join the irreverent banter, but be warned;- you may cut yourself!"
26th December, 2008
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lamb.cannon says:
"i merely want to restate the obvious, that the 'apres le deluge' faux-nimrod who calls himself "lambcannon" is nothing more than a ridiculous facade for a sub-intellectual coward and pansy who hides behind digital fantasy, afraid to show himself for what he is: a bland, nerdy stereotype of a human being, if in fact he does exist (or did at one time).
Having said that, he categorically denies any relationship with any entity that refers to itself as 'pastorfuture', whether cross-dressing or sublimation of the true subtext through irony is involved. Suffice it to say, if you have bothered reading this far, you yourself have a lot to answer for.
That's pretty much all there is to say about this here now right there. Please do not respond with "yore ignrt" or "ahm gettin muh gun" or "ahm goin upside your head"--we'll know exactly who you are then and will send a severe electrical shock through your known IP address straight to your inferior brain via your keyboard. Just look at the weird people in their funny religion hats and get over it."8th September, 2008
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lambcannon says:
"Regarding my soi-disant 'relationship' with the alleged human being 'pastor future', the consensus is 'it takes one to know one' (or at the very least 'put up with one')."
14th February, 2007
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phoebeofthesea says:
"In times of personal crisis or even during a simple occurrence of temporal dislocation, The Pastor has "been there" for me in a limitless variety of simultaneous ways. Understanding and elucidation that surpass the 'hum' of lesser humans are the Pastor's trademark. Wander not the labyrinth's coil without solace or illumination.
Consult Pastor Future and comprehend your Infinite Self."28th June, 2006
- Name:
- Pastor Future
- Joined:
- May 2006
- Hometown:
- Bermuda
- Currently:
- Ululation, Maryland, USA
- I am:
- Male and Taken
- Occupation:
- Deciphering

















