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By strategically appying 1950s cold-storage ideals and gender polarities to a post-millennial worldline, messages in road art that point to the imminent departure of all Rapture Heads can (with enough Armagnac) be readily deciphered.
I'm a reference librarian--and this occupation continuously reminds me how little I know.
Photos of pastorfuture (6)
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- Wild West Pulp 1,964 photos, 59 members
- Makeover's Anonymou's 74 photos, 16 members
- Life Forms with Dictionaries & Sauruses 48 photos, 20 members
- Corgi Books 367 photos, 87 members
- (+: (+: (+: les frères ripolin :+) :+) :+) 2,407 photos, 166 members
- My Kinda Country Music 1,472 photos, 74 members
- Worst photo of YOU ever! 9 photos, 13 members
- Accordéon / Boest an diaoul ...."boîte du diable" ! 3,763 photos, 341 members
- the record collective. 30,064 photos, 1,062 members
- Banjo 1,882 photos, 374 members
- 80s Revival 1,660 photos, 166 members
- Vinyl Babes on the Phone 44 photos, 22 members
- On The Phone. 84 photos, 39 members
- It's the End of the World (as we know it) 2,625 photos, 445 members
- Things that make you say "huh?" 276 photos, 34 members
- The Return Of The Tetanus Rictus Grin 38 photos, 8 members
- Vintage Jet Set 426 photos, 287 members
- You Lounge While I Kneel [Vintage] 55 photos, 100 members
- Wow that's a bad thumbnail. 815 photos, 113 members
- Marguerite Patten-Frightening Food Images 125 photos, 159 members
- Cats in Sinks 1,090 photos, 589 members
- pictures of the television 5,250 photos, 616 members
- televisions 427 photos, 154 members
- Futurama-rama 132 photos, 113 members
- The Fake Crow Club 123 photos, 44 members
- Cigars 3,328 photos, 988 members
- I Ate This 461,027 photos, 25,277 members
- Found Photos 11,774 photos, 470 members
- How Post-Modern Of You! 391 photos, 157 members
- It was the best party ever ! 216 photos, 62 members
- Wonderfully Hideous 947 photos, 147 members
- Cha Cha Cha Records 109 photos, 23 members
- Cowboy Outfits 3,950 photos, 707 members
- That 80s Guy- That 80s Gal 608 photos, 130 members
- Blue-Q Group 259 photos, 156 members
- *Book Sniffers* 15,670 photos, 1,442 members
- Witches! (because there's a little witch in every woman) 3,420 photos, 794 members
- A Charlatan in Paris - French Kitsch and Retro Items 523 photos, 132 members
- Coverpop 28 photos, 10 members
- Sad chairs 1,434 photos, 270 members
- World Dominating Instructions (WDI) 462 photos, 83 members
- Vintage Modernism 1,285 photos, 269 members
- Crime & Mystery Covers 10,464 photos, 269 members
- sleeveface 4,119 photos, 2,506 members
- Lovely 70s Girls 737 photos, 337 members
- Black Style 399 photos, 195 members
- Fragments From Found Images..also TV, Movie, & Comic Frames 1,027 photos, 282 members
- yellow clothes 2,795 photos, 229 members
- sci fi and fantasy art work 1,158 photos, 130 members
- Tacky Christianity 345 photos, 109 members
Testimonials (6)
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rj.tempest. says:
"I'm still waiting for the money for my dry cleaning bills....the number of trousers I have ruined laughing at Pastors comments, you wouldn't believe it.
This man has no shame."8th May, 2009
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addadada says:
"The absolutely biting comments make it a treat to visit PASTORFUTURE's incredibly vast collections of tasteless album covers! (For those who have not tried, it is VERY difficult to photograph a phonograph cover!) PASTORFUTURE photographs the photos them perfectly and professionally! A fun time assured..."
23rd January, 2009
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flamenconut says:
"Wickedly funny remarks, and superbly entertaining wordsmithery. Join the irreverent banter, but be warned;- you may cut yourself!"
26th December, 2008
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lamb.cannon says:
"i merely want to restate the obvious, that the 'apres le deluge' faux-nimrod who calls himself "lambcannon" is nothing more than a ridiculous facade for a sub-intellectual coward and pansy who hides behind digital fantasy, afraid to show himself for what he is: a bland, nerdy stereotype of a human being, if in fact he does exist (or did at one time).
Having said that, he categorically denies any relationship with any entity that refers to itself as 'pastorfuture', whether cross-dressing or sublimation of the true subtext through irony is involved. Suffice it to say, if you have bothered reading this far, you yourself have a lot to answer for.
That's pretty much all there is to say about this here now right there. Please do not respond with "yore ignrt" or "ahm gettin muh gun" or "ahm goin upside your head"--we'll know exactly who you are then and will send a severe electrical shock through your known IP address straight to your inferior brain via your keyboard. Just look at the weird people in their funny religion hats and get over it."8th September, 2008
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lambcannon says:
"Regarding my soi-disant 'relationship' with the alleged human being 'pastor future', the consensus is 'it takes one to know one' (or at the very least 'put up with one')."
14th February, 2007
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phoebeofthesea says:
"In times of personal crisis or even during a simple occurrence of temporal dislocation, The Pastor has "been there" for me in a limitless variety of simultaneous ways. Understanding and elucidation that surpass the 'hum' of lesser humans are the Pastor's trademark. Wander not the labyrinth's coil without solace or illumination.
Consult Pastor Future and comprehend your Infinite Self."28th June, 2006
- Name:
- Pastor Future
- Joined:
- May 2006
- Hometown:
- Bermuda
- Currently:
- Ululation, Maryland, USA
- I am:
- Male and Taken
- Occupation:
- Deciphering

















