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  _ltwp says:

  "I might have had sex with scotty if I wasn't careful."

  28th July, 2008

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  ♫Le bling-bling magique♫ says:

  "Scotty is a thief. A dirty, rotten thief. He stole from a pregnant woman, you know that? (Actually, from her husband, but in marriage property becomes communal, so in effect it was stolen from her.) He was banned for that act.
  
  That's all you need to know about this character.
  
  All. You Need. To. Know..."

  7th February, 2008

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  ---Brickenrocker--- says:

  "Scotty builds good laygoes.
  
  You know.
  
  The quality build that people go "oo neat" over (and then they break what he built trying to play with it) instead of, *snicker* "um, that's some sort of floaty-rocket-powered martian moose crap, right Scott?""

  15th January, 2008

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  countblockula says:

  "Ok, sucka's. Sit yo'selves down and get ready to hear one HELL of a tale...
  
  Salem, NH - 3:00 A..M. - 2003 A.D.
  
  I had just woken up. I was in the northbound breakdown lane of the main thoroughfare, naked. Well, not so much naked. I was wearing a bearskin. My hair was curiously greasy and there was a fluorescent gunk under my fingernails. I was like, srsly, wtf? With a dry mouth and bloated gut, I raised myself up, and to my horrible surprise, a wretched figure loomed over me. I was like, srsly, wtf, all over again. I searched my dementia for the words enough to utter, "I can has cheezburger?" And he looked at me. That jerkbag leaned over and punched me in the ear. But, I took this as a sign. A sign that I was somehow destined for pie. So, I asked him, "wanna' get some pie, you a-hole?" And, he nodded. So, with a wave of his oversized hairy hand, a crystal schoolbus appeared, and we entered.
  
  During our ride, I inquired, "Scotty," (as I noticed that, barechested, the name Scotty was written in lipstick across his left breast) "do you have any idea why I'm wearing a pink bearskin, and nothing else?" With furrowed brow, he replied, " I done gone shot that fairy bear with my pop-a-pop shoot 'em up boomstick, ya' pansy! Dont'cha recall? You were the one that ate his you-know-whats in ritualistic fashion to appease yer gods!" I was like, "orly?" And he was like, "yah rly." Then, we found Atlantis.
  
  The pie store was closed, so we didn't get pie, after all. But, we've been buddies ever since."

  15th January, 2008

Joined:

June 2006

Hometown:

Des Moines Washington

Currently:

Camarillo CA, U S of A

I am:

Male and Taken

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Hitman