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Do you use an uploadr to upload to Flickr? You should use this one I made. It's almost certainly the best flickr uploadr ever.

Do you sell stuff online? You should use sellsimp.ly. I also made that.

I subscribe to the belief that nanotechnology, coupled with Moore's law and genetic engineering, will enable earthlings to attain immortality within 30 years. Unfortunately for me, I live life like this is fact.

A beanTown transplant, I'm now a Portlander, or an Oregonian, whatever they call themselves out here. I've assimilated (to the borg).

purchases | prints | hire
If you are interested in purchasing a print of an image, hiring me for a gig, adding a photo for your blog/website or would like to use any of my images for commercial purposes, please visit here and/or contact me at teso [at] christeso.com.

Thanks.

Imagination, the one weapon in the war against reality.

I also have one talented family:

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Contacts (255)

Jeff Bosworth No real name given
Amitabha! No real name given
MichelSansSoleil MIchael
ryantron. Ryan Ritchie
singing bowl No real name given
Jamey Pyles No real name given
flick flick trick thomas ludy
jameyerickson Jamey Erickson
Gary Randall No real name given
karmagroovy Karma Groovy
~carie~ No real name given
joel.hooks Joel Hooks

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U.S. National Parks 95,979 photos, 10,147 members
4hb 40 photos, 25 members
Maui-ed 68 photos, 5 members
Gardening 29,159 photos, 2,654 members
Avant-Garden 19,804 photos, 2,275 members
Creative Director in Advertising 2,769 photos, 623 members
Flickr Ideas 0 photos, 10,397 members
theGOOD Uploadr 92 photos, 59 members
Pitbulls are Family Dogs 13,527 photos, 1,708 members
Flickr API 771 photos, 10,471 members
Ann and Russ' Awesome Wedding! 232 photos, 29 members
SouthEast Portland 3,464 photos, 131 members
What is Portland? 433 photos, 42 members
Nosey Awards 31 photos, 43 members
Flickr Clock 4,064 photos, 2,790 members
Canon EOS 5D Mark II. 327,125 photos, 16,021 members
Wildlife & Nature Photography 14,410 photos, 401 members
Web Design 15,815 photos, 8,348 members
Home for the Holidays 45 photos, 9 members
I Shoot Film 1,768,325 photos, 69,803 members
reactive environments 40 photos, 13 members
Those Short Moments of Absolute Happiness 1,770 photos, 291 members
drawr 11 photos, 17 members
portland restaurant reviews - yummerdoodles.com 131 photos, 35 members
August Photo Challenge 181 photos, 11 members
Macromedia Flash 1,004 photos, 204 members
Generator.x: Generative strategies in art & design 9,921 photos, 1,452 members
Motion Graphics 4,241 photos, 1,504 members
Testimony 515 photos, 79 members
Reiley Photography 64 photos, 15 members
Portland 23,820 photos, 872 members
THE ROUNDUP 141 photos, 4 members
DOG EXPLOSION 2008 132 photos, 16 members
Portland Art & Architecture 4,118 photos, 340 members
National Geographic Wannabes 233,389 photos, 9,775 members
Awesome Aussie Pix 2,303 photos, 204 members
Vizsla Love 7,449 photos, 621 members
i heart portland 37,910 photos, 1,483 members
Polaroid 227,996 photos, 19,798 members
Extreme Street Photography (ESP) 5,030 photos, 14,657 members
HCSP (Hardcore Street Photography) 2,752 photos, 45,279 members
Travel beyond words 12,381 photos, 994 members
Polaroid Spectra 17,025 photos, 1,995 members
Landscape photography 292,876 photos, 16,818 members
art of landscape 1,993 photos, 13,678 members
Northwest Outdoors 75,009 photos, 2,599 members
pdx [portland] 132,756 photos, 4,968 members
Flickr Stitched 722 photos, 66 members
Bostonist 27,088 photos, 793 members
Oregon 98,048 photos, 3,626 members

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Testimonials (4)

wild table says:

"Chris was one of the first contacts I added when I joined Flickr, which is analogous to winning the jackpot your first time playing a slot machine. From the beginning, I have been impressed with his eye, fresh perspective, sense of humor, and uncanny ability to transform the ordinary into the extraordinary. He probably thinks I wrote some kind of crazy script that automatically faves his photos when he uploads them. Thanks for the inspiration and incredible photography!"

17th April, 2008
shoothead says:

"...one of only seven flickr photographers I have bookmarked..."

31st May, 2007
lisa teso says:

"i wanna testify!
can [you] get a witness? (i just sang that line.)
i'll be your witness, baby."

7th August, 2006
studionumber9 says:

"rules are for the unimaginitive. if i have taught him nothing, he has learned well.

man that's a good one... i hereby copyright and trademark all that shit (i better not see it in some damn fortune cookie)"

7th August, 2006