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Do you use an uploadr to upload to Flickr? You should use this one I made. It's almost certainly the best flickr uploadr ever.

Do you sell stuff online? You should use sellsimp.ly. I also made that.

I subscribe to the belief that nanotechnology, coupled with Moore's law and genetic engineering, will enable earthlings to attain immortality within 30 years. Unfortunately for me, I live life like this is fact.

A beanTown transplant, I'm now a Portlander, or an Oregonian, whatever they call themselves out here. I've assimilated (to the borg).

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If you are interested in purchasing a print of an image, hiring me for a gig, adding a photo for your blog/website or would like to use any of my images for commercial purposes, please visit here and/or contact me at teso [at] christeso.com.

Thanks.

Imagination, the one weapon in the war against reality.

I also have one talented family:

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Contacts (255)

Jeff Bosworth No real name given
Amitabha! No real name given
MichelSansSoleil MIchael
ryantron. Ryan Ritchie
singing bowl No real name given
Jamey Pyles No real name given
flick flick trick thomas ludy
jameyerickson Jamey Erickson
Gary Randall No real name given
karmagroovy Karma Groovy
~carie~ No real name given
joel.hooks Joel Hooks

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U.S. National Parks 95,711 photos, 10,123 members
4hb 40 photos, 25 members
Maui-ed 68 photos, 5 members
Gardening 29,148 photos, 2,655 members
Avant-Garden 19,755 photos, 2,272 members
Creative Director in Advertising 2,767 photos, 620 members
Flickr Ideas 0 photos, 10,373 members
theGOOD Uploadr 92 photos, 59 members
Pitbulls are Family Dogs 13,512 photos, 1,705 members
Flickr API 770 photos, 10,459 members
Ann and Russ' Awesome Wedding! 232 photos, 29 members
SouthEast Portland 3,461 photos, 131 members
What is Portland? 431 photos, 42 members
Nosey Awards 31 photos, 43 members
Flickr Clock 4,059 photos, 2,791 members
Canon EOS 5D Mark II. 324,756 photos, 15,917 members
Wildlife & Nature Photography 14,356 photos, 400 members
Web Design 15,808 photos, 8,343 members
Home for the Holidays 45 photos, 9 members
I Shoot Film 1,764,901 photos, 69,647 members
reactive environments 40 photos, 13 members
Those Short Moments of Absolute Happiness 1,769 photos, 290 members
drawr 11 photos, 17 members
portland restaurant reviews - yummerdoodles.com 131 photos, 35 members
August Photo Challenge 181 photos, 11 members
Macromedia Flash 1,001 photos, 204 members
Generator.x: Generative strategies in art & design 9,891 photos, 1,448 members
Motion Graphics 4,237 photos, 1,504 members
Testimony 515 photos, 79 members
Reiley Photography 64 photos, 15 members
Portland 23,718 photos, 869 members
THE ROUNDUP 141 photos, 4 members
DOG EXPLOSION 2008 132 photos, 16 members
Portland Art & Architecture 4,101 photos, 340 members
National Geographic Wannabes 232,733 photos, 9,773 members
Awesome Aussie Pix 2,288 photos, 203 members
Vizsla Love 7,436 photos, 621 members
i heart portland 37,794 photos, 1,483 members
Polaroid 227,433 photos, 19,760 members
Extreme Street Photography (ESP) 5,029 photos, 14,624 members
HCSP (Hardcore Street Photography) 2,744 photos, 45,217 members
Travel beyond words 12,364 photos, 994 members
Polaroid Spectra 17,008 photos, 1,991 members
Landscape photography 291,160 photos, 16,722 members
art of landscape 1,991 photos, 13,662 members
Northwest Outdoors 74,653 photos, 2,599 members
pdx [portland] 132,407 photos, 4,963 members
Flickr Stitched 722 photos, 66 members
Bostonist 27,461 photos, 791 members
Oregon 97,854 photos, 3,622 members

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Testimonials (4)

wild table says:

"Chris was one of the first contacts I added when I joined Flickr, which is analogous to winning the jackpot your first time playing a slot machine. From the beginning, I have been impressed with his eye, fresh perspective, sense of humor, and uncanny ability to transform the ordinary into the extraordinary. He probably thinks I wrote some kind of crazy script that automatically faves his photos when he uploads them. Thanks for the inspiration and incredible photography!"

17th April, 2008
shoothead says:

"...one of only seven flickr photographers I have bookmarked..."

31st May, 2007
lisa teso says:

"i wanna testify!
can [you] get a witness? (i just sang that line.)
i'll be your witness, baby."

7th August, 2006
studionumber9 says:

"rules are for the unimaginitive. if i have taught him nothing, he has learned well.

man that's a good one... i hereby copyright and trademark all that shit (i better not see it in some damn fortune cookie)"

7th August, 2006