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Nelson grew up just outside a small Turkish prison. He can dance like Travolta, sing like Axel, and cook like Wolfgang. Nelson has never seen Caddy Shack II, didn't have cable TV until earlier this year, and thinks that Bond fights like a girl (no offense, ladies).

In his spare time, Nelson likes to build miniature replicas of yard gnomes, prank call Martha Stewart (203-255-2248), and test the tolerance of the US Postal system for odd-sized packages.