Andy Wanderlust's photostream  

I'm a total dick. And I take pictures. In that order.

The ones who need to read this won't.

Even masturbators are welcome, as long as you clean up after yourself.

Follow me on Facebook, but they frown on masturbation over there. And smiling. And butts. And tight clothing. And pottymouths.

I am now gradually culling my account to block all contacts who have no photos. For the seven of you that will be left, I hope you enjoy my work. Don't worry, I changed my policy, so unlike many people on flickr, I won't block you just because you have no photos, or better yet, you only have photos of your peenus. What I will do, however, is make fun of your penis, and possibly put a light curse on you. I acknowledge that there is a fetish for everything, but I'm counting on the curse+humiliation feisthists to be in the minority, and other dudes will be turned away knowing that I am ridiculing their member.

If your photostream is empty, you're masturbating to mine. God sees you doing that, and he's not pleased. He's going to kill a baby somewhere because of you.

If your photostream is full of web porn shots, you're masturbating to mine. Jesus sees you doing that, and he's not pleased. Because of you, he's reconsidering whether he wants to come back. Thanks a lot, assholes. I was counting on the rapture coming, because that might be my only chance to see a real unicorn.

If you brag about the brand or amount of photography gear you have, you're masturbating to yourself. Your mom knows you do that, and it makes her cry and wish your best friend in 4th grade was her son instead. Or her lover. Oh snap, I just called out your Mom!

Slow down on the masturbating and go take some pictures.

I don't have any interest in being followed by porn collectors. You pick lousy porn to post in your photostream, and my collection is bigger than yours anyway. I will always be able to tell that it's not yours, because I have actually seen all the porn on the internet. All of it. I'm actually in about 5% of it.

I'm half polish, half spit.

I'm >>4! .

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