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Miss Rachel Greene's photostream
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Please do not place comments asking me to post to your group, especially if I am not even a member. Thank you.
*** Well done on making it to my profile page rather then just the photos ;-) It changes by the second but at this instant in time this is my favourite picture of me ...

If you want to you can follow me, twitter.com/MsRachelGreene ...
Here is a link to my partner (in crime and life) BB's profile who makes me feel like the Bride, Black Mamba and Mom all at the same time xxx. We have each other so unless you are actually a billionaire and willing to marry us both with no pre-nup your luck is probably out.
People seem to want to know about Rachel ... well there is no Rachel Greene I am a figment of my own imagination, this is all a dream, and you're all bound to wake up in the shower. To put it more simply, think of an egg rolling down a hill, it's a long hill, now you understand?
Sometimes known as Miss Rachel Greene, I have in past lives been Meryt-Neith, Hortensia, Eleanor of Aquitaine and Bonny Parker. I am the secret lovechild of Sasha Distel and Betty Ford adopted by Graham and Vivien in 1949.
Recently cured from my omnisexual narcassistic transvestite tendencies by 5 grams of Nesdonal ....
Currently living in peace and harmony with a number of small creatures on - and in - a small, hollow planet far far away, nourished by Blue String Pudding and Green Soup.
"I am Bender, insert girder."
-- Bender Bending Rodriguez.
"Yet they're always friendly, and they're ready to please."
-- Michael Palin.
"655321, sir."
-- Alex de Large.
"It's great how you got those mouse eating bananas to acquire a taste for frog ...."
-- Penfold
"Pump'n up de bird'n.."
-- Inspector Jacques Clouseau
Oh yeah and my flickr group too and its damn hard to get your photo in the pool :p
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Photos of Miss Rachel Greene (3)
Contacts (31)
Groups (5)
- Trans 'Morticia Addams' Girls 20 photos, 38 members
- Cabin Crew In Engines 14 photos, 659 members
- T-girls in Costumes 82 photos, 2,733 members
- British Airways Flight Attendants 13 photos, 674 members
- The Magic Theatre 602 photos, 663 members
Testimonials (7)
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revzillo says:
"Completely off this Planet and such a wonderfully WACKY person Miss Greene and her 'Partner in Crime' Miss Boom Boom are two of the most sexy girls that have ever walked planet Transvestor ....(About 160 light years in another galaxy north of Saturns Rings....though don't quote me on that cause I'm from Mars !) .....Yes they are my most wonderful secretaries ....though cofee breaks take 2 hours on account they're always out mincing about town in their long hobble skirts (Part of the dress code at my office !.....No not me the girls you fools !!!) Dinner breaks are usually longer as they have a tendency to visit too many wine bars and causing havoc with traffic where ever they go !!
Still They are woth their wieght in Spuds and always keep me happy .....(When they are at the office) Mincing about and doing there general duties , filing nails , typing away on their keyboards,( I've taken the P.Cs away and gave them old type writers now, on acount of doing too much shopping on th interweb and going on Farce Book too often .....), teetering about on 6" high heels these two lovlies are a right sight for sore eyes (Look at their bums too often and that's what you'll get aswell as being black !!) Anyway, here's to Miss Greene and Miss Boom Boom ....Long may they serve me !!
revzillo (pervy artist and Boss)"7th November, 2009
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henrycrun says:
""Delenda est Carthago," as the great Cato said, but what can one say about the incomparable Miss Greene? A penchant for and knowledge of military tailoring of truly Friedrich Wilhelm III-esque proportions, combined with a rapier-like wit, ensure that it is always a pleasure to banter with Miss Greene over the obscurest of obscure details :-) Her photographs are a visual delight; always tasteful, occasionally a trifle naughty, but always nice! And let us not forget that when in mufti Miss Greene proves the adage that "uniform maketh not the woman". A seemingly endless collection of uniforms to rival that of Kaiser Wilhelm II and a creative imagination lead to a continuing series of highly entertaining posts. To cap it all, anyone who will tolerate my pedantic ramblings and collection of superannuated jokes - every one a priceless antique (well, they are all over 50 years old and you wouldn't pay to hear them, would you?) - must have the patience of Job :-)"
6th May, 2009
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rachelboomboom2003 says:
"Miss Greene appears to have swallowed a dictionary and a thesaurus. Rest assured that when i can extricate them from her Ciceronian Tricolon, normal service will be resumed ;-P xxx
Ah Greene, What can I say? I have been training her as a Domme for some considerable time now. She shows just enough promise for me to have put up with her senile and excessively violent personality. Being mean seems not to work. Neither does being cute and helpless and submissive. So I was bereft of fresh ideas. But then I cracked it, I made her ill (appparently) and she is now deliciously mean to me, especially when I am all tied up. Oh and I try on a few of her clothes from time to time too. xxxxx"21st September, 2008
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Lara*** says:
"Evidently this woman has a closet the size of an aircraft hangar. No one I've encountered has had such an encyclopedic knowledge of uniforms or their effect on persons with disabling fetish tendencies, such as I. One wonders if such a person can be curbed, or at least delayed, in their quest for world domination. Nay, should such an enterprise be attempted? And if fuzzy shrimp should invade your nostrils, would it make any bleeding difference? Fur is good, and seafood should be separate, if equal. So they say..."
25th February, 2008
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Greg ;-) says:
"Miss Greene is a gorgeous lady who brightens up any room with a smile and gets all the attention with those STUNNING legs! Thank you for bringing such class, style and imagination to Flickr. Each photo is like a dream come true!"
31st August, 2007
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caityc says:
"Four score years and five ago, my manservant and I set forth upon a great journey. One that would take us to the five corners of what we then believed was a pyramidal globe. At our first port of call many men did berate us for the cut of our outrageous pantaloons, my manservant cut them down with a swift blow from his mighty scimitar. Those were halcyon days and ones uopn which I look back with hubris, solace, melancholy and and a not inconsiderable amount of shrapnel.
These are the same feelings I experienced upon meeting the delightful HMS Greene.
Long may she reign as the poster girl for our armed forces.
We salute you."5th April, 2007
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ღ Ruby ღ says:
"Well quite frankly I'm disgusted that no one has written Rach a testiclemonial yet... I have known Rachel for quite a long time now so I think I am well placed to say that she is a splendid all round good egg. She has a great sense of humour, an eye for a good photo (except for when she stands next to me whilst having photo's taken and making me look like some dort of stilt walking clown/girraffe hybrid) and more uniforms than the 1st Mounted division of the Royal Engineers, quite frankly, if you need someone to invade Poland... she's your girl.
K x"28th January, 2007
- Name:
- Rachel Greene
- Joined:
- July 2006
- Currently:
- United Kingdom of Great Britian and Northern Ireland
- I am:
- Other and Taken
- Occupation:
- Field Marshal

