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I’m Merlin, and I make my living at sea, catching wild dolphin fish and tracking the elusive “Savant Crabs of the Farallones.” My ship, “The Mrs. Olsen” is based out of Panama and runs on diesel and unconditional positive regard.
I’m just shy of seven feet tall, and I eat pert near my own weight in baitfish by 10 each morning. My teeth are made of fool’s gold but my eye patch was sewn from General Tito’s baby blanket. Legend is I once killed a man—just because I needed a really good cry.
I do know I’m pretty good at Robotron, french kissing, and skimming ladies’ fashion magazines. I drink scotch whiskey, and I shit scotch tape. I’m an excellent driver and I just finished the rest of your cheeseburger while you were fucking around with your cellphone.
This land is my land from California to the New York island, but you’re welcome to stay as long as you pitch in for gas and never call me “Copernicus.” But you knew that.
Let’s do this thing.
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Photos of merlinmann (413)
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Contacts (345)
Groups (50)
- 5by5 251 photos, 173 members
- Show Us Your Surprised Puppy Face 28 photos, 44 members
- AlphaSmart - Writing Tools 697 photos, 911 members
- MaxFunCon 2,453 photos, 66 members
- Let's Put Gruber To Work 193 photos, 201 members
- #4A525Aholes 203 photos, 312 members
- What I Did To Piss Mike Off 23 photos, 71 members
- Magicshopping Wonder Space 43 photos, 69 members
- Steamboatpunk 7 photos, 8 members
- You Look Nice Today 806 photos, 770 members
- The Stupidest Thing I've Ever Amazon Primed 4 photos, 30 members
- Factory Records 941 photos, 384 members
- Canon EF 50mm f1.4 16,076 photos, 1,174 members
- Future Poo 295 photos, 71 members
- Muni Mani-Pedi 3 photos, 27 members
- The Sound of Young America/ The New Sincerity Movement 493 photos, 272 members
- The Heather Gold Show 82 photos, 53 members
- "Nice book...dumbass:" Our Favorite 'Dummies' Books 41 photos, 17 members
- Knee High Socks 4,375 photos, 2,431 members
- MacBreak 206 photos, 60 members
- DS Tie-In Games I Wanna Play 259 photos, 128 members
- MirrorProject @Flickr - self-portraits in mirrored surfaces ONLY 26,033 photos, 6,601 members
- h in sunrays 484 photos, 123 members
- Stupid captions on television news 13 photos, 8 members
- This is Good for Licking 151 photos, 54 members
- George Hates Everything 13 photos, 20 members
- San Francisco 187,082 photos, 12,127 members
- New College Photography Club 292 photos, 48 members
- Rilo Kiley & Friends 1,856 photos, 296 members
- Signs of the new tech bubble/apocalypse 138 photos, 45 members
- Free Range Mule Shirts 188 photos, 96 members
- Green Banana Hats 285 photos, 174 members
- Monocle Mania 210 photos, 145 members
- The Colors of Web2.0 225 photos, 93 members
- BANC 2,146 photos, 123 members
- Weird Traffic Delays 9 photos, 3 members
- Cupcakes Take The Cake 103,179 photos, 8,649 members
- Girls With Glasses 8,040 photos, 3,134 members
- too many versions 6 photos, 10 members
- Roller Derby 32,887 photos, 2,342 members
- Guess Where SF 28,368 photos, 1,579 members
- Merlin Explains It All! 17 photos, 31 members
- Lifehack 56 photos, 287 members
- 'i love you' graffiti 1,908 photos, 671 members
- The Sunset Tree 12 photos, 5 members
- Internet Employee of the Month 14 photos, 33 members
- Matt's Recumbent Bike 64 photos, 56 members
- Men's Shoes 6,872 photos, 2,438 members
- converse world domination! 26,145 photos, 8,738 members
- "Quotation Mark" Abuse 1,184 photos, 1,012 members
Galleries (13)
- Merlin Hugging Nerds 14 photos
- Bacon Ray "Tomfoolery" 7-inch Covers 2 photos
- This shouldn’t seem hot. 16 photos
- Merlin Speaking 5 photos
- Merlin at Blogger, Odeo, and Twitter 3 photos
- Joined:
- February 2004
- Hometown:
- Cincinnati, OH
- I am:
- Male and Taken
- Occupation:
- rake, gadabout, raconteur
- Website:
- MerlinMann.com