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I’m Merlin, and I make my living at sea, catching wild dolphin fish and tracking the elusive “Savant Crabs of the Farallones.” My ship, “The Mrs. Olsen” is based out of Panama and runs on diesel and unconditional positive regard.
I’m just shy of seven feet tall, and I eat pert near my own weight in baitfish by 10 each morning. My teeth are made of fool’s gold but my eye patch was sewn from General Tito’s baby blanket. Legend is I once killed a man—just because I needed a really good cry.
I do know I’m pretty good at Robotron, french kissing, and skimming ladies’ fashion magazines. I drink scotch whiskey, and I shit scotch tape. I’m an excellent driver and I just finished the rest of your cheeseburger while you were fucking around with your cellphone.
This land is my land from California to the New York island, but you’re welcome to stay as long as you pitch in for gas and never call me “Copernicus.” But you knew that.
Let’s do this thing.
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Photos of merlinmann (405)
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- 5by5 248 photos, 172 members
- Show Us Your Surprised Puppy Face 28 photos, 46 members
- AlphaSmart - Writing Tools 675 photos, 881 members
- MaxFunCon 2,453 photos, 66 members
- Let's Put Gruber To Work 193 photos, 203 members
- #4A525Aholes 205 photos, 316 members
- What I Did To Piss Mike Off 23 photos, 71 members
- Magicshopping Wonder Space 44 photos, 70 members
- Steamboatpunk 7 photos, 8 members
- You Look Nice Today 818 photos, 772 members
- The Stupidest Thing I've Ever Amazon Primed 4 photos, 30 members
- Factory Records 853 photos, 380 members
- Canon EF 50mm f1.4 15,948 photos, 1,174 members
- Future Poo 291 photos, 71 members
- Muni Mani-Pedi 3 photos, 27 members
- The Sound of Young America/ The New Sincerity Movement 491 photos, 274 members
- The Heather Gold Show 82 photos, 53 members
- "Nice book...dumbass:" Our Favorite 'Dummies' Books 41 photos, 17 members
- Knee High Socks 4,301 photos, 2,427 members
- MacBreak 206 photos, 60 members
- DS Tie-In Games I Wanna Play 259 photos, 128 members
- MirrorProject @Flickr - self-portraits in mirrored surfaces ONLY 25,942 photos, 6,628 members
- h in sunrays 484 photos, 123 members
- Stupid captions on television news 13 photos, 7 members
- This is Good for Licking 151 photos, 54 members
- George Hates Everything 13 photos, 20 members
- San Francisco 178,758 photos, 11,744 members
- New College Photography Club 292 photos, 48 members
- Rilo Kiley & Friends 1,870 photos, 296 members
- Signs of the new tech bubble/apocalypse 138 photos, 45 members
- Free Range Mule Shirts 188 photos, 97 members
- Green Banana Hats 285 photos, 174 members
- Monocle Mania 212 photos, 146 members
- The Colors of Web2.0 225 photos, 93 members
- BANC 2,146 photos, 123 members
- Weird Traffic Delays 9 photos, 3 members
- Cupcakes Take The Cake 100,275 photos, 8,555 members
- Girls With Glasses 7,561 photos, 3,056 members
- too many versions 6 photos, 10 members
- Roller Derby 30,786 photos, 2,250 members
- Guess Where SF 27,526 photos, 1,560 members
- Merlin Explains It All! 17 photos, 31 members
- Lifehack 56 photos, 283 members
- 'i love you' graffiti 1,849 photos, 672 members
- The Sunset Tree 12 photos, 5 members
- Internet Employee of the Month 14 photos, 33 members
- Matt's Recumbent Bike 64 photos, 56 members
- Men's Shoes 6,699 photos, 2,422 members
- converse world domination! 25,892 photos, 8,710 members
- "Quotation Mark" Abuse 1,153 photos, 1,010 members
Galleries (13)
- Merlin Hugging Nerds 14 photos
- Bacon Ray "Tomfoolery" 7-inch Covers 2 photos
- This shouldn’t seem hot. 16 photos
- Merlin Speaking 5 photos
- Merlin at Blogger, Odeo, and Twitter 3 photos
- Joined:
- February 2004
- Hometown:
- Cincinnati, OH
- I am:
- Male and Taken
- Occupation:
- rake, gadabout, raconteur
- Website:
- MerlinMann.com