maggie.mayhem.

I like things. I have hobbies. I talk loud.

I'm freelance speculator, self deprecation blogger, misanthrope, local celebrity, emasculator, amateur arsonist, future jeopardy champion...and I book rock shows.

I employ dysphemisms, neologisms, hyperboles, idioms, erotemas and parables in my daily cacophonous rhetoric. Therefore, all discourse should be taken as flippant Schadenfreude.

I spend my spare time updating wikipedia and urban dictionary.

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  • The Blackjacks at the State Theatre, Falls Church VA by mattbrundage
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Joined:
July 2009
Hometown:
Alexandria, VA
I am:
Female
Occupation:
I am a freelance speculator, self deprecation blogger, misanthrope, local celebrity, emasculator, amateur arsonist, future jeopardy champion…and I book rock shows.
Website:
http://www.thatchickmaggie.com