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Hello, everyone! Thank you for looking into my profile. Awfully kind of you. What follows is a self-imposed list of rules I have to help guide me when I'm photographing:

1. Are there stairs?
Yes - Take the picture.
No - What are you doing here, dummy? Go find some stairs!

2. Are there shadows
Yes - Take the picture.
No - Invent a gigantic vacuum that sucks the clouds away, leaving the sun to grow shadows. Then take the picture.

3. Are there reflections
Yes - Take the picture.
No - Polish something. Then take the picture.

4. Are there cool geometric aspects (triangles, lines, curves, those sorts of things)?
Yes - Take the picture.
No - Draw some. Then take the picture.

5. Are there people around?
Yes - Wait for them to GTFO.
No - Take the picture.

6. Is there a beautiful sunset?
Yes - Don't take the picture.
No - Good.

7. Did you remember to put batteries in your camera?
Yes - Take the picture.
No - Son of a !!!!!!!!!!

8. And most importantly: Don't go blind. So stop doing that thing in the shower every morning. You know, getting soap in the eyes.