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I'm a writer. Most of these photos are used to illustrate the stories I tell on my blog, www.aseriousgirl.com.

I'm married to a handsome brainiac who finds most of what I write to be mildly embarrassing. We have two dogs, two cats, and a python named after the devil. We spend most of our spare time vacuuming.

Finally, I hate to have to say this, but:

DO NOT add me as a contact if your content is mostly porn. I WILL BLOCK YOU. DO NOT add me as a contact if you don't have any content and all of your other friend's photos are chicks spreading their naked butt cheeks and men having their junk walked on by women in stilettos. I WILL BLOCK YOU. I don't want to look at the chick you think is hot with all her nasty junk hanging out. I might laugh in horror, BUT THEN I WILL BLOCK YOU. I don't want to see guys with their stuff all exposed either. I'll point and laugh AND THEN I WILL BLOCK YOU. IS THAT CLEAR?