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On Saturday the 21st of July 1979, my world was turned upside down. I was born. Pushed kicking and screaming into this world. From my nice warm hidey hole into the cold, harsh place where we live. The doctor passed me to a nurse and she offered me to my mother. As my mother reached out for me, she looked between my legs and asked the nurse "Is that adequate?".

This story was told to my older brother around 5 years before I heard it. 5 years of my brother's friends calling me 'micro' and me not knowing why... I've been trained from birth to be the last one in on the joke...