Doggerel version

An upstart, bleeding heart, force majeure raconteur,
An iron fist belletrist and muse-kissed plagiarist
I'm a rollercoaster, a milquetoaster,
And a catch-as-catch-can Renaissance man



Craigslist version

Californian of Britannic/Rhinelandic/Irish Catholic/Huguenot polyglot extraction. 1970's vintage, reasonable mileage, all original parts except for left ACL. Maintenance records available (more so than I wish they were, in fact). Occasional bouts of wordiness due to a childhood incident involving a thesaurus, a jar of yogurt and a blender. Culprit for all to be found at cheekandbluster.com.

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Joined:
April 2006
Hometown:
Palo Alto, CA
I am:
Male
Occupation:
Hyphenate
Website:
Cheek & Bluster