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    rbf2000 says:

    "Josh is a professional magician, or as he likes to be called "illusionist." He doesn't do tricks, he does illusions. He has some identity issues, though. Recently at a comedy show, the comedian called on him to ask him what he did for a living, the comic was doing a little bit of improv. Josh recklessly said "I'm a photographer." Of course, all of his friends knew that was not true, because he is a professional magician, of course. Well, the comedian would have none of that and called Josh on his bluff. He claimed that Josh only used that as a pickup line for girls.

    However, just at that moment, Josh picked up his napkin, placed it over his beer and made it disappear, which was pretty sad because that was a $4 beer, but in the place of the beer was his camera! He took several pictures of the flabbergasted comedian and said, "who's using this as a pickup line now, bitch?!"

    The comedian was taken aback but quickly regained his composure, noticing that Josh had in fact used magic to make his camera appear. He then inferred that Josh was in fact a professional magician and heckled him incessantly for having such a livelihood. Josh, however, got the last laugh when he used his professional photographer pickup line to get the comedian's wife.

    He also invented the potato, but he pronounced it "poe-tot-toe," so it was never widely accepted, hence the professional magician career."

    22nd October, 2007

Name:
Joshua McQueen
Joined:
April 2006
Currently:
Reston, USA
I am:
Male and Single