Jeff Danger's photostream

Before all the fast food and the hockey puck to the head, I was a model. Not a 'male model', but a 'model citizen'. Now I make my living being slightly more creative than the average person. That's my burden.

THE DANGEROUS FACTS:

I am fluent in Canadian English, but I speak and understand some Pig Latin.

I have a nut allergy - that's why I can't watch Nancy Grace and most television.

I have no appendix or tonsils.

Full Contact Knitting actively trying to get that going with the WWF. With the aging Boomers, it's sure to be huge.

I'm NOT fond of: soy milk, robots, flu, reality TV, ants, Severe Weather, cell phones, cancer, throat growths, Blackberries - the actual berry and the wireless device, seals, houseflies, zombies, yellowing canine teeth, fake eyebrows, beard dye, warm chickens in plastic bags, 'the small print', most TV commercials, pure capitalism, laziness, my feet, my dad's feet, Star Jones, diaper genies, bad service, and wet public sneezes.

Sadly, I recycle other peoples' garbage.

I like the triangle. (Not the band, but the instrument.)

I have a Masters Degree... in Disguises.

My wife and children are beautiful and much loved.